-> "The Vatican Gag (Orders)"
Original Song Title:
"The Vatican Rag"
Parody Song Title:
"The Vatican Gag (Orders)"
Parody Written by:
SNAP Crapfull Pope
First they get boys on their knees
Diddle them until release
Givin' head's rife in this sect
Just have sick sex till they're sec…reserect
Priests wander around the haunts stiff
Looks the other way, the Pontiff
Prelate posse with a boner
But the See ain't no atoner
Doin' the Vatican gag
Herd lads into the confessional
Big Dads sit there, standing, vestments null
Church is full of those who children-troll
Tell kids silence is the children's role
After a kid's chewed on the wafer
Father's a holey host chafer
He pleas "Abate"!
Then monsignor mass-turbates
So kids, get down on your knees
Diddle daddies if you please
That will help us get erect
First we inspect then we next wreck your rect'
We'll grab onto your abdomens
As we're forcing our lad poles in
Some do Marias
Mostly male kids please us
We laugh at sham See bans
Keep rammin' laddie cans
Doin' the Vatican shag
View in the Vatican, gag
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