Troy To Remember gives Jen a bad temper
Since Angelina, Brad did follow
Troy To Remember, scratch one family member
So hot to trot, his brain was hollow
Troy To Remember brings sighs and a whimper
That Brad is a cad and a shallow fellow
Troy To Remember what's hard to remember
And swallow

Troy To Remember the marriage of splendor
In Hollywood, cool as a willow
Troy To Remember a marriage of splendor
That dodged all rocks, smooth as a pillow
Troy To Remember their sweet love of splendor
Now frost in September, and brings a chill, oh
Troy To Remember what's hard to remember
And swallow

Deep In December may hurt to remember
In self pity, Jen's apt to wallow
Deep in December still hurts to remember
A knasty knave, the Pitt, Apollo
Deep in December she'll still want to render
To his shorts hot embers
To burn like Hell, oh
So,,Troy can Remember his cheat'n ass member
And bellow !