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Song Parodies -> "Bobby Bonilla Day"

Original Song Title:

"What's New Pussycat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Bobby Bonilla Day"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Can you believe the Mets have to keep paying the guy every year until 2035 due to a weird clause in the contract?
Pay up New York Mets!
Whoa, whoa
Pay up New York Mets!
Whoa, whoa

New York Mets, New York Mets, give me money
Yes tons of money
I'll take from you.
So go and pay up your millions worth of that dough!

New York Mets, New York Mets, you've helped me
Can you see?
Love that retirement dough!

Pay up New York Mets!
Whoa, whoa
Pay up New York Mets!
Whoa, whoa

New York Mets, New York Mets, you're so giving
And helped my living
All thanks to you.
Now go and pay up your 1.1 million dough!

New York Mets, New York Mets, we're not through
Yes it's true!
You've wished the whole thing's a lie

Pay up New York Mets!
Whoa, whoa
Pay up New York Mets!
Whoa, whoa

New York Mets, New York Mets, you're pathetic
Thanks to your misses
Making you lose
Even if Bernie didn't made off with all your dough!

New York Mets, New York Mets, I bugged you
As I do!
Please pony up all your dough!
Don't care the joke's getting old!
Keep paying up what you owe!
Mets gotta be the Mets...

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