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Song Parodies -> "What's Gnu, Hilldebeest"
Original Song Title:
"What's New, Pussycat"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"What's Gnu, Hilldebeest"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
"Hildebeest" is a right wing term of abuse and general @ssh*lery used to describe Hillary Clinton for those times when Cankles or Shrillery or Madame Pantsuit just wont suffice
What's gnu, Hildebeest roar-a, roar-a, roar-a
What's gnu, Hildebeest roar-a, roar-a, roar-a
Hildesbeest, Hildesbeest, I aint lion
Your campaign's dying
No bounce for you
So go and scour your Top Secret Hilde BEEST-mail
Hildebeest, Hildebeest we love yu, this aint tru
Yew and your Hilde BEEST-mail
What's new Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe-ah
What's new Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe-ah
Hildebeest, Hilldebeest, you're downhillin'
Your polls are illin'
No crowds for yew
So go and make up some more of your Hildebeest lies
Hildebeest, Hildebeest we love gnu; bid adieu
To yew and yur Hildebeest lies
Caught yew, Hildebeest!! Whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoah-ah
What gnus, Hildebeest, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa-ah
Hildebeest, Hildebeest, you're malicious
And meretricious, if it's all true
Soon be time-serving in cute little Hildebeest cell
Hildebeest, Hildebeest, we love gnu, will prey for you
You in your Hilbebeest cell
You and your Hildebeest lies
You and your Hilde BEEST-mail
(Anyone got time for a Tom Jones Hillary two-fer? Well, who doesn't? From the OS "She's a Lady")
Well she isn't all that sweet
She's the kind of gal you cheat
With your slick willie
But she always stays on key
Speaks of vast conspiracy
She's my Hillie
She's a Clinton, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa, she's a Clinton
Talking about my little Clinton
And the Clinton is mine
Well, she covers when I stray
Always vicious smears to say
Oh what a blessing
Then she leaves me on my own
And an intern serves the bone
And then there's messing
She's a Clinton, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa, she's a Clinton
Talking about my little Clinton
And this Clinton is mine
Well, she never loved me very much
And I dont enthuse her
Always treats me with contempt
When I go and flooze her
The cash she grabs is hard to find
I dont want to lose it
Help me build foundation
From a college speech today
Well she knows what I'm about
Makes her feminist sell out
And that's not easy
But she always pulls me thru
So many debts I have accrued
It makes me queasy
She's a Clinton, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa, she's a Clinton
TALKING ABOUT my little Clinton
And this Clinton is mine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a Clinton (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Listen to me, Baggers, she's a Clinton (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Whoa, whoa, whoa ......)
What's gnu, Hildebeest roar-a, roar-a, roar-a
Hildesbeest, Hildesbeest, I aint lion
Your campaign's dying
No bounce for you
So go and scour your Top Secret Hilde BEEST-mail
Hildebeest, Hildebeest we love yu, this aint tru
Yew and your Hilde BEEST-mail
What's new Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe-ah
What's new Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe-ah
Hildebeest, Hilldebeest, you're downhillin'
Your polls are illin'
No crowds for yew
So go and make up some more of your Hildebeest lies
Hildebeest, Hildebeest we love gnu; bid adieu
To yew and yur Hildebeest lies
Caught yew, Hildebeest!! Whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoah-ah
What gnus, Hildebeest, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa-ah
Hildebeest, Hildebeest, you're malicious
And meretricious, if it's all true
Soon be time-serving in cute little Hildebeest cell
Hildebeest, Hildebeest, we love gnu, will prey for you
You in your Hilbebeest cell
You and your Hildebeest lies
You and your Hilde BEEST-mail
(Anyone got time for a Tom Jones Hillary two-fer? Well, who doesn't? From the OS "She's a Lady")
Well she isn't all that sweet
She's the kind of gal you cheat
With your slick willie
But she always stays on key
Speaks of vast conspiracy
She's my Hillie
She's a Clinton, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa, she's a Clinton
Talking about my little Clinton
And the Clinton is mine
Well, she covers when I stray
Always vicious smears to say
Oh what a blessing
Then she leaves me on my own
And an intern serves the bone
And then there's messing
She's a Clinton, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa, she's a Clinton
Talking about my little Clinton
And this Clinton is mine
Well, she never loved me very much
And I dont enthuse her
Always treats me with contempt
When I go and flooze her
The cash she grabs is hard to find
I dont want to lose it
Help me build foundation
From a college speech today
Well she knows what I'm about
Makes her feminist sell out
And that's not easy
But she always pulls me thru
So many debts I have accrued
It makes me queasy
She's a Clinton, whoa-ah, whoa-ah, whoa, she's a Clinton
TALKING ABOUT my little Clinton
And this Clinton is mine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a Clinton (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Listen to me, Baggers, she's a Clinton (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Whoa, whoa, whoa ......)
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OMG! The first one was great......but that second one...LOL (I'm still laughing)...10-10-10
what's new CML? (woah woah woah woah) 5's
What's new with her? The biggest poll bounce ever. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is losing debates with babies, Gold Star parents and the once-great New York Times.
Hillary for PRison!!!
Way to take the fun out of things, Mike. (lol) That's disconcerting, to say the least. Would have changed a few of the lyrics had I known that piece of news
A great two-for-one special. I could hear these in Tom Jones' voice in my head as I read them. What Tom Jones doing in my head, I don't know, but maybe that accounts for this headache that won't go away.
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