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Song Parodies -> "Pelosi"

Original Song Title:

"Delilah"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Pelosi"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

PLEASE show proper respect by not adding the traditional bar chant part for "Delilah" on the chorus (You BLEEP! You BLEEP! You BLEEP!).
I saw the votes on the night that we captured the Congress
We won the east and the west and the north and the south
I am the Speaker
Somebody teach me to keep my foot out of my mouth!

My oh my Pelosi, Why oh why Pelosi
They should hide...my outrageous statements and views
We need Fairness Doctrine, so please help me silence Fox News

Dear Barney Frank and I thought we'd be running the country
Rush Limbaugh and the conservatives should have been hung
That's how it should be
Somebody teach me to stop tripping over my tongue!

My oh my Pelosi, Why oh why Pelosi
There's no way...I should have to watch what I say
I guess I should never have lied about the CIA!

(Instrumental Break)

I am the Speaker
I'm the one who should be running the country today!

My oh my Pelosi, Why oh why Pelosi
I won't brag...I thought I had it in the bag
But I keep on gaffing like I was Joe Biden in drag!
Yes I keep on gaffing like I was Joe Biden in drag!
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Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Not a bad parody, but come on. Pelosi has no gaffes. She told the truth, the CIA lied. And she never thought she'd be running the country: She thought a Democratic President would be, and guess what. And nobody is bringing back the Fairness Doctrine. It would be pointless now, because the people it was designed to reign in, the hate-talkers like Limbaugh, are now completely discredited. The only people who believe them now are the people who believe David Koresh wasn't such a bad guy.
rob - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
koresh might have been a threat.,but why not shut off the power, the water and use gas instead of killing innocent kids. but then, liberals like killing innocent babies via abortion when they arent on the pill, so this was many dead with one effort. a truely efficent liberal move
Barry J. Mitchel - June 13, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR, welcome to the Parody Paradise Club! Like your 3 recent submissions. Don't be put off by political comments unrelated to quality. Good choice of OS and cleverly worded. See 60s/tonysheridanwiththebeatles0.shtml and misc/traditional1666.shtml for my Pelosiana.
John Jenkins - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good "Joe Biden in drag line" and parody. And if Speaker Pelosi didn't lie about what she knew about waterboarding, why did she have to keep modifying her story?

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