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Song Parodies -> "Try To Remember"

Original Song Title:

"Try To Remember"

Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Try To Remember"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Try to remember
How much golden amber
You drank in bars with friendly fellows
Try to remember
How much golden amber
You sipped through suds
So warm and mellow
Try to remember
How much golden amber
You guzzled, drove home
And then ate some jello
Try to remember, but if you remember
Don't tell, oh..

Tell, oh...tell, oh...tell, oh.,...tell, oh

Try to remember,
The name of that waitress,
Who had long legs just like a willow
Try to remember
The name of that waitress,
You woke up with, on a motel pillow
Try to remember,
If her name was Heather,
Christine, Mary Ann, Eloise, or Jill, oh..
Try to remember, but if you remember
Be still oh..

Still,. oh....still, oh....still, oh,...still, oh

Don't tell,..oh....tell, oh,....tell,oh,...tell, oh

Since you're a member of this club, remember
The wives are too, their ears are hollow
Friends are all members of this club, remember
If someone blabs, divorce may follow
With whom you slumbered, not safe to remember
Indiscreet Septembers, in Pa. Apollo
Tell other members to please not remember
That doll, oh

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alvin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
loose lips sink ships...and tight parodies get cincos
John Barry - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
If the wife finds out, you may have to re-member.
AFW - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys...clever comments
unKnownVoter - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, have no worry; as my ~Ohs~ are always silent . . . despite what Sir Malcolm may prefer!
2Eagle - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, boozy version of the original song. Maybe the waitress" name was Nicole, Jennifer or Angelina. I hear they are pg.
Invisible Boy - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well done. I would say Fantastick. I remember the OS as well as nights you have described. Hey, AFW...I was driving home and had an idea for a parody of "Teach Me Tonight". Good thing I checked first because you beat me to it...by about two years.
Peregrin - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well done AFW, I enjoyed.
AFW - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, all....and IB...Hey, always room for one more...teacher song..
Ann Hammond - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
he he

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