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Song Parodies -> "Hemmoroid"
Original Song Title:
"Thunderball"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Hemmoroid"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Wait no more!
He always limps while others balk
He walks while other men just talk
He looks at this world, and wants it end,
So he strikes, his hemmoroid
He knows the meaning of pain
He just needs more, of that hemmoroid cream
They call him the loser who takes all
And he strikes, his hemmoroid
Any tumor he gets, he'll beat
He will break any tumors without effort
His days of limping are all gone
His fight goes on and on and on
But he thinks that the fight is worth it all
So he strikes the hemmoroid
He walks while other men just talk
He looks at this world, and wants it end,
So he strikes, his hemmoroid
He knows the meaning of pain
He just needs more, of that hemmoroid cream
They call him the loser who takes all
And he strikes, his hemmoroid
Any tumor he gets, he'll beat
He will break any tumors without effort
His days of limping are all gone
His fight goes on and on and on
But he thinks that the fight is worth it all
So he strikes the hemmoroid
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He's gonna steal while others balked He'll act while other men just stalked He'll gaze at the vault, and take'em all, As his name is Goldfinger He loves the results of success His greed is sore and he'll spend less They call him the sinner who steals all As his name is Goldfinger Every treasure he wants, he'll get He will take every gold without a bet His days of losing are long gone His fight goes on and on and on Since he thinks that the fight is worth it all. As his name is Goldfinger
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