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Song Parodies -> "Brand New Pussycat"
Original Song Title:
"What's New, Pussycat ?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Brand New Pussycat"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
i've spent hours...and all my powers...to make you new
from cells i salvaged from your little pussycat nose
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
all from your pussycat nose
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
its so thrillin'...the gaps i'm fillin'...creating you
soon you'll be shapin' a cute little pussycat face
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
you'll have a pussycat face
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
how i'm wishin'...your new edition...is just like you
soon you'll be forming some sweet little pussycat lips
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
you'll have a pussycat's lips (whoa-whoa-whoa)
you'll have a pussycat's eyes (whoa-whoa-whoa)
all from your pussycat...nose
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
i've spent hours...and all my powers...to make you new
from cells i salvaged from your little pussycat nose
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
all from your pussycat nose
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
its so thrillin'...the gaps i'm fillin'...creating you
soon you'll be shapin' a cute little pussycat face
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
you'll have a pussycat face
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
brand new pussycat...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa
pussycat, pussycat
how i'm wishin'...your new edition...is just like you
soon you'll be forming some sweet little pussycat lips
pussycat, pussycat
i'll clone you...all brand new
you'll have a pussycat's lips (whoa-whoa-whoa)
you'll have a pussycat's eyes (whoa-whoa-whoa)
all from your pussycat...nose
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Quirky, 555 just for that, I love it when parodies are unusual!
I love the OS because it's so wierd. Very original parody!
So, does a cloned cat have 9 lives or 18? Fives.
I see we both had animal parodies today (or is this a different animal?) Good stuff.
meow this is good 5's
This could have been a cat-astrophe, but I liked it.
I also liked it. (Clone joke.) Did you hear Tom Jones got knighted? From now on, that's "Sir Tommy Tightpants" to you.
You have been on good form recently, Alvin. This is purrfect
thanks stephen mason john red ant carol michael and phil
I don't fancy cats, more of a dog guy, I guess...but this is a very good parody to an old movie song...5's
Goodbye normal genes, hello kitty ditty! 5s
Funny and I like the unusual premise. :)
thanks AFW johnny and adagio
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