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Song Parodies -> "He Lost Dentures"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Lady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"He Lost Dentures"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Well it's what his teeth wants
It's a thing he like to keep his teeth healthy
Taking good care of his teeth
Though it will,though it won't leave him comfy

He lost dentures,no no no,he lost dentures
Talkin' about his crazy dentures,and the dentures are his

"You're not having a bad day
using naughty stuff to say.",oh said the dentist
But two of your teeth missing
Really won't get you depressed,like an arch protest

He lost dentures,no no no,he lost dentures
Talkin' about his crazy dentures,and the dentures are his

Well his missing teeth is really found in his neighbor's home
He will get them,he sure bet,he is going on his own
His teeth is not hard to find,it's on top a Rolling Stone
Sneak up,getting his teeth from your neighbor's house some way,hey,hey,hey.

Well you had lost your dentures
Someplace in some dumpster,and it's not easy
Well your teeth gets rough and rough
So get your two back teeth right back,agree?

He lost dentures,no no no,he lost dentures
Talkin' about his crazy dentures,and the dentures are his

Yeah yeah yeah he lost dentures
Listen to this old man,he lost dentures
No no no,he lost dentures
And the dentures are his

Yeah yeah yeah he lost dentures
Talkin about his crazy dentures
No no no no
No and the dentures are his
Yeah yeah he lost dentures
And the dentures are his

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Michael Pacholek - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I used to think it was impossible to write a song about dentures and not have it be funny. I don't think so anymore. Points for the idea, but that's about it.

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