Well she's watching will and grace
She's got sauce marks on her face
She gets no thinner
And her head is full of space
Takes a while to replace all those dinners

She's so lazy woah woah woah, she's so lazy
Talkin' 'bout how she's so lazy, and it's dinner time

When she asks for choco crunch best not refuse her
Always munching what she gets, long words they confuse her
What she wants is hard to find and it's not hard to lose her
Help me lift her carcass from the bed in which she lays hey hey hey

Well she's wedged their on the couch
Now I guess we can't eat out, and that's a bummer
Well she's stupid through and through
An IQ of 3.2, Can't be much dumber

She's so lazy woah woah woah she's so lazy
Talkin' about her makes me crazy, with her big behind

Yeah yeah yeah she's so lazy
Glistening with relish, she's that lazy
Woah woah woah she's no lady
But she's lazy and whines

Yeah yeah yeah she's so lazy
Talking about why she's so lazy
Woah woah woah woah
When she's not lazy, pigs fly
Yeah yeah she's so lazy
And she farts all the time