-> "JD Vance, Sycophant"
Original Song Title:
"What's New, Pussycat?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"JD Vance, Sycophant"
The Lyrics
What's new JD Vance? Oh---uh-oh---
What's new JD Vance? Oh, uh-oh, uh -oh!
Sycophant, sycophant
Trump wants power, but Trump's a coward and so are you
So go and "suck up" to him like a loyal brown-nose
Sycophant, sycophant, sounds like you, yes, it do
You are a freakin' brown nose
What's new JD Vance? Oh---uh-oh---
What's new JD Vance? Oh, uh-oh, uh -oh!
"Eating Cats, Eating Cats!!"
No one's killing them, you sound silly there on Fox News
So go and make up some more of your "eating cat" lies!
Eating pets, eating pets, it's not true, you know it too
You and your "eating pet" lies
What's new JD Vance? Oh---uh-oh---
What's new JD Vance? Oh, uh-oh, uh -oh!
JD Vance, JD Vance
You're delirious and if our theories are all but true
We'll know you're kissing your sweet little Donald Trump's a**
JD Vance, JD Vance, we know you, yes, we do
You and your "eating pets" bull (whoa whoa),
you and your "eating cat" lies (whoa whoa)
You & Donald Trump are "ash---coals". (wink wink)
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