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Song Parodies -> "My New Cricket Bat"

Original Song Title:

"What’s New Pussycat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"My New Cricket Bat"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

Oh, my new cricket bat, whoa-oh-oh
You're sleek and you're shiny, you're flat, whoa-oh-oh
With willow so fine, you're a sight to see
When I'm at the crease, you're the only one for me

My new cricket bat, whoa-oh-oh
You hit those sixes, make the crowd go, whoa-oh-oh
Every bowler fears when you're in my hand
Together we'll score more than they can stand

Oh, my new cricket bat, you're my star, whoa-oh-oh
With you, I'll go far, hit near and far, whoa-oh-oh
Through covers and cuts, you make the game fun
My new cricket bat, we've only just begun

My new cricket bat, whoa-oh-oh
You're not just wood, you're my lucky bat, whoa-oh-oh
We'll chase every run, won't back down from the fight
My new cricket bat, let's play under the lights

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Kristi Gnome - June 04, 2024 - Report this comment
My New Cricket Gat

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