I accompanied my "Dad" on "Airforce 2.
Hoping to score a lucrative "Deal" or Two.
"We" found "One" in China, and "We" moved on.
To an Energy Company in Uzbekistan,
Then things looked good for a Ukraine "Scam".
"We" hit it big, and then ""We" moved on.
To a "Board Member for Burrisma"
Where they hired me for "My Charisma".
"Sealed the Deal", and then "We" moved on.
Another Energy Scam in Romania,
A George Soros meeting in Albania.
"We" scored big, and then "We" moved on.

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I know your tired of watching me
Escaping all accountability.
All my "Influence Peddling Dreams"
My Elusive Schemes.

We set up scores of "LLC'c
To "Launder" all the "Kickback Fees"
Then the "IRS" got wise so I moved on.
Turned a Laptop in for repair,
With incriminating evidence everywhere.
"Big Tech" and the "D.O.J." covered for me.
I needed a place where I could "Chill",
So rented a mansion on a Malibu hill,
Waiting for the "Statute of Limitations" to expire.
Then when things got "Hot" in Malibu
I had to "Split" because the "Rent" was due.
Couldn't find "Peace of Mind", so I moved on.

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And now I'm here in D.C.
With my "Dad" and the "A.G." protecting me.
But this time things are different for me.
I'm charged with "Tax Evasion and a Firearm Violation".
But soon I'll Cop a "Generous Sweetheart Plea"
There'll be "No Jail Time" at all for me.
My "Bad Times" will soon be over confidentially.
But a "New Developement" is now a "Thing",
"Cocaine Baggie" found in the "House West Wing".
Hopefully, "They" will never connect it to me.
It would "De-Rail My Sweetheart Guilty Plea"
And be a "Total Disaster" for me.
"They" found "It" there, and I moved on.

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