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Song Parodies -> "We No Smoke No Weed"
Original Song Title:
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tokens
Parody Song Title:
"We No Smoke No Weed"
Parody Written by:
sloatead
The Lyrics
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, so we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, no we no smoke no weed
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the dealer sleeps tonight
Near the jungle, the concrete jungle, the dealer sleeps tonight
(Weeeeeeeeee no weenies be, we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
(Weeeeeeeeee don' need weed, no we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
In the village, in Greenwich Village, the dopehead sleeps tonight
Near the village, near Greenwich Village, the dopehead sleeps tonight
(Weeeeeeeeee no weenies be, we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
(Ar-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, don' need weed, no we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Pssssssssssst
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Ssssssssssssuck
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Pssssssssssst
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Puff, my darlin', no more, my darlin', put down the weed tonight
Puff, my darlin', no more, my darlin', put down the weed tonight
Puff no more, suck no more, smoke no more of da weed
We don' need weeeeeeeeeeeed, no weenies be we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, so we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, no we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, no we no smoke no weed
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the dealer sleeps tonight
Near the jungle, the concrete jungle, the dealer sleeps tonight
(Weeeeeeeeee no weenies be, we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
(Weeeeeeeeee don' need weed, no we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
In the village, in Greenwich Village, the dopehead sleeps tonight
Near the village, near Greenwich Village, the dopehead sleeps tonight
(Weeeeeeeeee no weenies be, we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
(Ar-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, don' need weed, no we no smoke no weed)
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Put weed away, put weed away, put weed away, put weed away
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Pssssssssssst
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Ssssssssssssuck
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Pssssssssssst
Puff puff, puff puff, puff puff, puff puff
Puff, my darlin', no more, my darlin', put down the weed tonight
Puff, my darlin', no more, my darlin', put down the weed tonight
Puff no more, suck no more, smoke no more of da weed
We don' need weeeeeeeeeeeed, no weenies be we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, so we no smoke no weed
Weenies need weed, no weenies we be, no we no smoke no weed
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Heheh,I got a kick out of the special FX-and I like the words you substituted for "A wee-muh-way",or whatever they're saying. GJ
Good one sloatead.
That is the cleverest thing I've ever seen done with winoweh... good job!
HIGH 5's
Sloateeeead, you needed weed to write this one.
V good Sloat...Merry, did you notice who the artist is! Ahem!
Hilarious! Clever syllabic rhyme and pacing! Well-constructed. But if some glaucoma patient needs weed to stave-off blindness, or if some cancer patient needs weed to ease their suffering during chemotherapy or during bouts of horrific pain, I hope we as a society will compassionately allow doctors to RESPONSIBLY prescribe it for them. 5's for this great parody!
thanks all, frankly i didn't think you'd like it that much, but i'm glad you did
This parody gave me the munchies. 5-5-5
Smokin'!
This is tight all around. Great job.
Say no to drugs, say Yes to funny songs! :)
One of my favorite singing-at-the-top-of-your-lungs tunes for the open road, and now it has new words! Great, sloatead! *does the I'm-not-worthy bow*
Some giggles here in there. Yeah, only weenies smoke weed indeed. lol "put weed away put weed away" I liked that bit lol.
its crazy shit 4real but oneffective
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