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Song Parodies -> "Tiptoe Through Her Toe Clips"

Original Song Title:

"Tiptoe Through the Tulips"

Original Performer:

Tiny Tim

Parody Song Title:

"Tiptoe Through Her Toe Clips"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Big clippers for her big toes
For her big toes, home pedi
On the toilet that's where she'll be!

Oh, the clippings with be sharp and
Really startling, when I see
Them on the floor, in the sink, on the seat!

I wish she would go and pay
A pedicurist for the day
A mani-pedi for starters, in the salon alright
At home, tiptoe through her toe clips is obscene!

I wanna hide the clippers away
And my razors she uses to shave (her legs)
This gets me all uptight
Comes with marriage
To tiptoe through her toe clips bothers me!

But the sex is great!!!

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Total Votes: 6

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