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Song Parodies -> "Sinos Hate the US (And Democracy)"

Original Song Title:

"Tiptoe Through the Tulips (With Me))"

Original Performer:

Tiny Tim

Parody Song Title:

"Sinos Hate the US (And Democracy)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Chicoms are actively pursuing what they call the "Assassin's Mace" plan of attack against the US in the next few years. This is both a civilian and military project. The first part involves industrial espionage, cyber warfare, and eventually replacing the US dollar with the Yuan as the world's reserve currency. The second part is bringing down the Internet, blocking global communications, using ASATs and blinding lasers to take out US space targets, using advanced ASBMs to kill carriers, fight F-22s and 35s with J-20s and new stealth JXM fighters, deploy Supersoldiers (genetically modified), tactical land based laser weaponry, and EMCS. The goal is to defeat the US and West monetarily and then take Taiwan to force a showdown which will deploy ASBMs and move to all out conflict. Chinese Yuan-Class SSKs and PLA plus PLAF will strike Japan, S Korea with aid of N Korea, and other Asian nations. Assassin's Mace is funded by hundreds of billions of dollars covering 10,000 programs. On the surface, China is a frenemy that acts like it is partially cooperating with the US and the West but is not on our side. We should take them seriously as they have over 1.3 billion people working on generation leaps in military technology and cyber warfare.
Sinos put on a good show
As the West knows, when they all agree
But the Sinos hate the US and democracy

No, Sinos bent on overcoming
The West policing the world by sea
Yes, the Sinos hate the US and democracy

Waiting to wield "Assassin's Mace"
Generation leaps in Miltech race
Stealth, ASBMs, lasers, SSKs to fight
Active Cyber Army
Yes, the Sinos hate the US and democracy

By 2049 the US to replace
Superpower status thus to gain
Don't care if the world is set alight
Fighting World War III
Destroy the Internet, replace world currency

What they believe, hope to achieve...

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Patrick - May 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Ruling the financial world and dominating production for export could be set back considerably by blowing up their customers. How much can you sell to North Korea, compared to what the US, Europe, and Japan would buy from you? Of course the people who believe in trade and those who believe in destruction are often at odds with each other and there would be an internal struggle first to determine who would prevail.
Rob Arndt - May 14, 2015 - Report this comment
What's disturbing is that China actually thinks it can take on the US and the West and win with no consequences. China had already hacked US companies and the military for corporate espionage and stole plans to make their J-20 fighter and carrier. They also copied the last US cruise missile, dropped from inventory. China moved from Soviet arms client state to indigenous arms producer in a leap and now seeks to make another technological leap for parity with the US and West with stealth, subs, lasers , supersoldier program, etc... while also outperforming in areas of cyber warfare, ASAT tech, ASBMs, and blinding lasers. They want to accomplish all this and use it by 2049 which would be the 100th Anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party. This is known as the quiet 100 Year War. The Chinese version of the Cold War. The next President will have to deal not only with ISIS and Russia, but China as well. All hate the US and Europe.

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