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Song Parodies -> "Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell"
Original Song Title:
"Tip-toe Through the Tulips"
Original Performer:
Tiny Tim
Parody Song Title:
"Tip-Toe To The Seg Cell"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Baker
The Lyrics
A guy I used to work with was on a work-release and I heard a lot about prison from him, including the slang. Solitary is called "The Hole" or the "Seg (for segregation) Cell." This song made him laugh.
Tip-toe
Past the guardhouse
Through the cellblock
That's where I'll be, Oh
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
Tip-toe
Through the tear gas
Past the dogs that snarl
So viciously, And
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
We,
Holed-up can stay
Playing
Solitare by ourselves all day...
Why don't we tip-toe
With the Goon Squad
Through the doors that close hydraulically
And tip-toe
To the seg-cell
With me...
----end---
Past the guardhouse
Through the cellblock
That's where I'll be, Oh
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
Tip-toe
Through the tear gas
Past the dogs that snarl
So viciously, And
Tip-toe
To the seg cell
With me...
We,
Holed-up can stay
Playing
Solitare by ourselves all day...
Why don't we tip-toe
With the Goon Squad
Through the doors that close hydraulically
And tip-toe
To the seg-cell
With me...
----end---
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