so you say you're in a pinch
the party is tonight
and if you don't have a dessert
your in-laws will start to fight
quite a pinch
you were right to ask me for some dessert advice

Make A Dirt Cake, It's A Cinch
looks like mud in a bowl
can make it look full of worms
using gummies, if your goal
It's A Cinch
it's really simple to make
even while wearing a blindfold

so, let's try one, It's A Cinch
see the crumbs, here in my smile?
'cause I just enjoyed the sweetness
before walking all five miles
to your kitchen!
and I can see that you are short on time
I'll help you, just takes a short while

it's a great one, And A Cinch
it's some crazy-tasty junk
you're cupboard's full of oreos
so, halfway to our tums,
It's A Cinch

the three words that best describe that.
sweet, heavenly, tasty cake:
mmm!
nom!
yum!

grab that mixer, It's A Cinch
mix the filling, in the pot
then add the crushed oreos, lots of cookie crumbs on top
It's A Cinch

that bowl is an appealing crumb heap
overflowing with the most delicious
assortment of oreo-based flavor imaginable
serve in bowls, or small flower pots

I guess I ate it, what a twist
was delicious, belly grows
we've enough time, before party
so, just, please don't break my nose
with your fist

maybe we'd better get to work
making another
before the guests show!