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Song Parodies -> "You're A Dickwad, Mr. Trump"
Original Song Title:
"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Original Performer:
Thurl Ravenscroft
Parody Song Title:
"You're A Dickwad, Mr. Trump"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Elizabeth Warren steps to the podium, adjusts the microphone, smiles, and begins to sing.
You're a cheapskate, Mr. Trump.
You really seal the deals.
You renege on every contract,
You go bankrupt just to steal, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
Your Immoral Lago has a
Greasy swamp feel!
You're a huckster, Mr. Trump.
You fabricate for fun.
Your tan is orange Jello,
What's that hair? An onion bun, Mr. Tru-
Ump?
I wouldn't trust you with a
Missile crisis with Kim Jong-un!
You're a blowhard, Mr. Trump.
You're a bully through and through.
You invent a lie, then double down,
Then say you're going to sue, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
Given a choice between you and a colonoscopy I'd take the
Colonoscopooo!
You're a hairball, Mr. Trump.
You're as sharp as Forrest Gump.
Your hands are tiny, so's your cock,
McConnell's poised to jump, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
The headline in the paper reads as follows, and I quote,
"Dump Trump Slump!"
Not a racist, Mr. Trump?
You're a xenophobic nut!
You've built walls between your earlobes,
You've got ISIS up your butt, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
You're a waterboarding Presbyterian, twice divorced, who would be dating your own daughter if you weren't married to a
Slovenian slut!
I know you hate me, Mr. Trump.
With a pissy, fart-faced hate.
Your campaign's a steaming pile of crap,
You funded it too late, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
You're an unchristian hamsterbrain fearmonger who makes
America grate!
You really seal the deals.
You renege on every contract,
You go bankrupt just to steal, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
Your Immoral Lago has a
Greasy swamp feel!
You're a huckster, Mr. Trump.
You fabricate for fun.
Your tan is orange Jello,
What's that hair? An onion bun, Mr. Tru-
Ump?
I wouldn't trust you with a
Missile crisis with Kim Jong-un!
You're a blowhard, Mr. Trump.
You're a bully through and through.
You invent a lie, then double down,
Then say you're going to sue, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
Given a choice between you and a colonoscopy I'd take the
Colonoscopooo!
You're a hairball, Mr. Trump.
You're as sharp as Forrest Gump.
Your hands are tiny, so's your cock,
McConnell's poised to jump, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
The headline in the paper reads as follows, and I quote,
"Dump Trump Slump!"
Not a racist, Mr. Trump?
You're a xenophobic nut!
You've built walls between your earlobes,
You've got ISIS up your butt, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
You're a waterboarding Presbyterian, twice divorced, who would be dating your own daughter if you weren't married to a
Slovenian slut!
I know you hate me, Mr. Trump.
With a pissy, fart-faced hate.
Your campaign's a steaming pile of crap,
You funded it too late, Mr. Tru-
Ump.
You're an unchristian hamsterbrain fearmonger who makes
America grate!
©Bob "Garbage. Garbage. He Gave A Speech In Front Of Garbage" Gomez 2016
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I can't imagine Elizabeth Warren using the word "dickwad." Which, I suppose, makes this parody all the better!
Glass houses, Fauxcahontas; glass houses, stone-throwing, and all that jazz.
Today I finally saw something. So I said something. Nobody heard and nothing happened.
According to the little calculator I bought on sale at Staples today, 7x4 = 29. I figure that's close enough for $5.99.
According to the little calculator I bought on sale at Staples today, 7x4 = 29. I figure that's close enough for $5.99.
Oh, shoot. I forgot to add "serial rapist." Oh, well. Next speech.
Old Liz Warren invokes her so-claimed Indian heritage but when has she even supported any Indian rights, given and raised charity money for Indians, or represented "her people" politically? She uses them like Hillary uses Obama. Playing games to win minority votes. Pocahontas is about as Indian as an Arab is Jewish! And a golden ticket? They'd be better received as lesbians. Real lesbians that are old and ugly and angry. No lipstick lez be friends there!
^ Geez, when you put it that way, I now forgive Bill Clinton of his infidelity! Hillary does indeed look like she belongs more at home in Berkeley than D.C.
They took the whole Cherokee nation; couldn't find a blood relation
Really, boys. You do realize you're talking about the next Senate Majority Leader. Toodles!
Very well done. I think the original song is a wonderful vehicle for parody and you drove it expertly. But it does seem contradictory to label the egotistical blowhard both Presbyterian and unchristian. The latter adjective seems more accurate.
Thanks, John. Point taken--although baptism is one of the Presbyterian sacraments.
He won't last much longer. Hum let's guess, (stroke), heart attack, a bullet, self absorption. I think SA, he will just disappear.
It was easy to find this one. Just type in "dickwad trump". Getting back to SA, we all learned that this kind of behavior was bad. So what school did this dickwad go to!!!!
This is hilarious. "ISIS up your butt"...True, true...
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