-> "You're A Dickwad, Mr. Trump"
Original Song Title:
"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
Parody Song Title:
"You're A Dickwad, Mr. Trump"
You're a cheapskate, Mr. Trump.
You really seal the deals.
You renege on every contract,
You go bankrupt just to steal, Mr. Tru-
Your Immoral Lago has a
Greasy swamp feel!
You're a huckster, Mr. Trump.
You fabricate for fun.
Your tan is orange Jello,
What's that hair? An onion bun, Mr. Tru-
I wouldn't trust you with a
Missile crisis with Kim Jong-un!
You're a blowhard, Mr. Trump.
You're a bully through and through.
You invent a lie, then double down,
Then say you're going to sue, Mr. Tru-
Given a choice between you and a colonoscopy I'd take the
You're a hairball, Mr. Trump.
You're as sharp as Forrest Gump.
Your hands are tiny, so's your cock,
McConnell's poised to jump, Mr. Tru-
The headline in the paper reads as follows, and I quote,
"Dump Trump Slump!"
Not a racist, Mr. Trump?
You're a xenophobic nut!
You've built walls between your earlobes,
You've got ISIS up your butt, Mr. Tru-
You're a waterboarding Presbyterian, twice divorced, who would be dating your own daughter if you weren't married to a
I know you hate me, Mr. Trump.
With a pissy, fart-faced hate.
Your campaign's a steaming pile of crap,
You funded it too late, Mr. Tru-
You're an unchristian hamsterbrain fearmonger who makes
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