You’re a scumbag, Mr. Gingrich
You really are a heel.
Your campaign is just a circus; you're as slippery as an eel,
Mr. Ging----grich
You were top banana in many a sleazy backroom deal!

You're a moron, Mr. Gingrich
Your head's an empty hall.
Your closet's full of skeletons.
You have a lot of gall,
Mr. Ging----grich
We wouldn't vote for you....
If the choices were you and Ron Paul!

You're a sleazebag, Mr. Gingrich
You have books you're trying to sell.
You have all the mental weakness of that crazy bitch Michelle,
Mr. Ging----grich
Given the choice between the two of you,
We'd take the crazy bitch Michelle!

You're a foul one, Mr. Gingrich
You're a nasty hypocrite!
With your speeches full of vicious lies, you're totally full of shit,
Mr. Ging---grich
The three ways to best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Cracked, Crook, Crock!"

(You're) not appealing, Mr. Gingrich
You're the King of all that sucks!
All that jewelry came from Tiffany's,
bought with several million bucks,
Mr. Ging----grich
Your past is an apalling record,
filled with the most disgraceful
assortment of political baggage imaginable,
Enough to fill three 18-wheeled trucks!

You nauseate me, Mr. Gingrich
With the policies you endorse!
You're a crooked politician, and your wife looks like a horse,
Mr. Ging----grich
You're a two-timing philanderer
who visited his dying first wife....
and asked for a divorce!