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Song Parodies -> "One (is the only-est number)"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"One (is the only-est number)"

Parody Written by:

Stormin Norman the nag

The Lyrics

There are more voting irregularities in my recent current events/political parodies than you'll find anywhere else except for maybe Ohio or Florida.... must be them Diebold machines.
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
Who can be this sad and dumb
Votes the lowliest number see it’s number 1

Crow is the sudden experience this ditto knows
Yes, it’s just sad and it’s spurious the way he goes
‘Cause 1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do
1 is the only-est number, what a number 2

He’s just no good anymore see he’s bent and frayed
So he spends his time just raking rhymes this Lefty’s made

1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do

1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number
1 is the only-est number that he’ll ever do

(Repeat ad nauseum, anonymously)
It only takes one..... the_nag

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.4
How Funny: 1.4
Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   19
 19
 19
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

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alvin - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
i like your style....you've made a new fan
Ann Hammond - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
PMS - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I for one gave you fives
SNtn - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, commenters! You make the 1's disappear in my mind!
Smith Vs. Neo - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Neo: I am... the ONE! Smith: Big deal! I'm the two! Now I'm the ten! Now I'm the one hundred!

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