Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Duke's Not There"

Original Song Title:

"She's Not There"

Original Performer:

The Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"Duke's Not There"

Parody Written by:

Heel fan

The Lyrics

Well, no one told me about them.
There’s no Coach K.
Well, no one told me about them.
But Duke can’t play.

But, it’s too late to coach those players.
To bribe the ref’s
They just don’t care.

It’s too late to sell these tickets.
Duke’s not there.

Well let me tell you ‘bout the Tarheel fans,
The Tarheel pep band,
Excitement in the air.

Faces light blue with paint,
Blue Devil fans they ain’t,
‘Cause Duke’s not there.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Callmelennie - April 04, 2016 - Report this comment
A very good start, but what about the second stanza? You appear to have the ability to finish this. For the moment, I'm gonna have to give you an incomplete
Jonathan - April 04, 2016 - Report this comment
^ what Lennie said I'm almost tempted to rate this 5's because what you've written is actually pretty good but it's not the whole song might've worked as a parody fragment eh?

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 528