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Song Parodies -> "I'm Undead"

Original Song Title:

"She's Not There"

Original Performer:

The Zombies

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Undead"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

After seeing some zombie parodies last week, I was inspired to grab a Zombie song and make it into a zombie parody. This is my second zombie parody of a Zombie song. My first was back in 2010, When Brains Are In Season.
I hope you find them both DOA.
Well would you help me out kind sir?
I think I died
Or would you like to just de-fer
Please stay, don’t run and hide

Guess it’s too late to get heart started
I’m feeling low
Nothing but dread
On the bright side body’s not interred
I’m undead

But what’s the smell you have? It has me hooked
Take off your cap and
Don’t cover up your head
I’ll just go find a spoon
I think I need a bite
Cos’ I’m undead

Now I won’t treat you like hors d'oeuvre
Or some fondue
For that would sadly be bad err
Do you like roux?

For you, I’m sad to say I’m hungry
No, you can’t go
No need to beg
You can’t reason with a creature
Who’s undead

Do you prefer to fry or steam when cooked?
I fry with fat not
Some artificial spread
I’m not uncultured ghoul
My taste ain’t gone on strike
I’m just undead.

---creepy eclectic piano solo---

I’ll be discrete and not too gory
Blood, though, will flow
Life it will ebb
I have napkins, yes I’m quite tidy
For undead

Well some may say that I’m a rotting kook
The way I hunger for
The innards of your head
It’s one of nature’s rules
You crave the living kind
When you’re undead

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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 5   4

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Matthias - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Love zombies and everything horror related! This one was fantastic!
Ann Hammond - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
he he
WarrenB - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Matthias, I thought you might enjoy this, and I'm glad you did.
Ann- always good to get a 'he he' from you.
Jonathan - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
it takes BRAAAAIIINS to write parodies this funny! kudos! 5's
WarrenB - June 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan. Bon appétit.

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