Well, no one told me about her
This modern gal
Wish someone told me about her
She's really femme fatale

She's got her grooming habits backwards
She was brunette, but now
Her scalp's almost bare
Yet, if you should see her naked,
She's got hair

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looks
Just like a gypsy, but makeup's not there
She combs her armpit strands
Her legs look like a man's
'Cause she's got hair

Well, no one told me about her
She's in the know
Wish someone told me about her
All of 19 years old

Now she could never be a model
She'd look so scary in lace underwear
You can't fantasize about her
She's got hair

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looks
Tank tops and minis without using Nair
She's out protesting fur
But it's all over her
'Cause she's got hair

(solo)

Now she can never hold a boyfriend
He'll always turn to a gay love affair
'Cause a man can't stay that long when
She's got hair

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looks
Combine a clown and a chimp from the fair
She says she's ladylike
But seems like such a dyke
'Cause she's got hair