Song Parodies -> Kwan's Not There
| Original Song Title: | "She's Not There" |
| Original Performer: | The Zombies |
| Parody Song Title: | "Kwan's Not There" |
| Parody Written by: | Ravyn Rant |
Two-time World Silver medalist Sasha Cohen won her first National Ladies' title Saturday night in St. Louis. You wouldn't have guessed it from the coverage.
They won't stop talking about her
She pulled her groi-in
They won't stop talking about her
She might miss Turin
They showed fourteen other skaters
Yes Sasha won, but they don't care
It's just one big waste of tape 'cause
Kwan's not there!
Watch while they tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she skated, the styles of her hair
What will Dick Button do? Will Peggy Fleming cry?
Kwan's not there!
No, they won't stop talking about her
How she should get her bye
They won't stop talking about her
Can't let the franchise die
They showed fourteen other skaters
Yes Sasha won, but they don't care
Better watch your Vera Wang stock
Kwan's not there!
Watch while they tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she skated, the styles of her hair
What will the network do? Is this the Seventh Sign?
Kwan's not there!
She pulled her groi-in
They won't stop talking about her
She might miss Turin
They showed fourteen other skaters
Yes Sasha won, but they don't care
It's just one big waste of tape 'cause
Kwan's not there!
Watch while they tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she skated, the styles of her hair
What will Dick Button do? Will Peggy Fleming cry?
Kwan's not there!
No, they won't stop talking about her
How she should get her bye
They won't stop talking about her
Can't let the franchise die
They showed fourteen other skaters
Yes Sasha won, but they don't care
Better watch your Vera Wang stock
Kwan's not there!
Watch while they tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she skated, the styles of her hair
What will the network do? Is this the Seventh Sign?
Kwan's not there!
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good one
Didn't see the coverage of this event, but I sure get ticked anytime a non-competitor gets more coverage than the winner.
You and me both, PMS! And thanks to you and Alvin.
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