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Song Parodies -> "Sister, Poor Old Letterman, You'll Eye"

Original Song Title:

"Mister, You're a Better Man Than I"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Yardbirds

Parody Song Title:

"Sister, Poor Old Letterman, You'll Eye"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

DKTOS OS. Hope this works; sorry if it didn't.
Can you drudge a plan
By a stray into affair?
Can you bump and grind
To expose all he airs?
Can you be unclad fan
Then go splatter on his high?

Well then, sister, poor old Letterman, you'll eye
Yeah, kissed you more did Letterman, he's sly
No bliss here from old Letterman, you'll cry
Yeah, twist extort old Letterman, they try.

Could you spread your thighs and
Try to play his cheeks with gels?
Is this score a portent
For a raise that is so swell?
As he began to drool
In your stealth, he'll take a dive

Well then, sister, poor old Letterman, you'll eye
Yeah, kissed you more did Letterman, he's sly
No bliss here from old Letterman, you'll cry
Yeah, twist extort old Letterman, they try.

Who knew he'd stem the plan
With a statement oh so bold?
Pay the dollars, not for him,
He will tell all, in control,
Wouldn't pay that scam
He'd zing that stunt now, they will fry

Well then, sister, poor old Letterman, you'll eye
Yeah, kissed you did old Letterman - goodbye
No bliss here from old Letterman, you'll cry
Yeah, pissed on your old better plan, you'll fry.

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Old Man Ribber - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Letterman's apology was really sincere...as sincere as his apology to Sara Palin's daughter!
Grimm Reaper - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
His mother must be so proud :]
SOTM - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Mr. Ribber: Letterman should have never apologized to Palin's daughter. It was a joke and it wasn't aimed at her younger daughter, as Mrs. Nutcase had thought earlier. Let's hope she doesn't run for office in 2012. Several endangered species will be grateful. Grimm Reaper: Yes, his mother is still proud of him, unlike Sarah Palin's parents.
alvin - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
letterman perfect
John Barry - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Terrifically topical.
Timmy1000 - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for v/c Ribber, Reaper, SOTM, Alvin and John.
Fiddlegirl - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever and perfectly timed! Or is that "Timmied" ;)
metaphorsbwithu - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Letter perfect! 555

@SOTM - I respectfully disagree with your rationale for defending this guy. Willow, Sarah Palin's younger daughter, was the one at the game. That aside, what a lame excuse it is to claim Letterman was "only" making his disgusting, offensive, and perverted joke about Palin's other daughter, Willow's older sister? And to think David Shuster, of NBC News, was suspended for saying Chelsea Clinton, who is pushing 30, was "pimped out" by the Hillary campaign! The media went into an absolute frenzy, and Shuster had to apologize again and again! Amazing the double standard, isn't it?
Tommy Turtle - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS either, and only vaguely aware of Letterman situation -- celebs and their endless scandals become sooo boring, unless they're, say, the President of the US -- but well-crafted, anyway, and, uh, quite -- expressive! A man after my own heart! 555.

Three cheers for metaphorsbwithu @ SOTM! Three more! Three more! Way to nail 'em -- with the "facts". They *hate* that! :-D

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