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Song Parodies -> "My Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"My Generation"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"My Constipation"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Seems my stuff ain't coming out (Talking 'bout my constipation)
I just sit on john and pout (Ended has excrementation)
My stomach, it feels awful hard (Week passed from last defecation)
I stress my sphincter - no reward (Popping cranial vasculation)

My constipation!
My constipation, baby!

It's zero on the Bristol scale (Stool is past the cementation)
I think my gut contains a whale (It burns as going through cremation)
Hate it when I f-feel this way (It's like concrete coagulation)
Now I spend in the loo all d-d-day (It is worse than menstruation)

My constipation!
My constipation, baby!

My bowels feel they're all clogged up (like a clot in circulation)
Must eat liquid foof by sup (loosen fecal accumulation)
Eat more fibre, increase intake (and the Ex-Lax medication)
I feel I've swallowed a python snake (get a better digestation!)

My constipation!
My constipation, baby!

Seems my stuff ain't coming out (Talking 'bout my constipation)
I just sit on john and pout (Ended has excrementation)
My stomach, it feels awful hard (Week passed from last defecation)
I stress my sphincter - no reward (Popping cranial vasculation)

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hamend - June 01, 2021 - Report this comment
been there
Patrick - June 01, 2021 - Report this comment
You have yielded to the scatalogical temptation afflicting so many writers here.

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