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Song Parodies -> "Tin Wall Pisser"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Tin Wall Pisser"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Ever since I was a young boy
I've crossed the Rio Grande
Calexico to Juarez
I slogged through mud and sand
And these barriers and fences
They don't faze me at all
That dumb Yankee president
Sure craves a steel thin wall!

He dumps on the Dreamers
But he hires us for hotels
Feeling up Melania
(Immigrant as well)
But I'll work the fields in Yuma
Return each spring and fall
No respect from me, Trump,
Or for your steel thin wall!

He's a tin wall pisser
But Border agents say
"This Orange Twitler's
What stopped my last month's pay!"

Mexico won't pay for it!
Don't think so!
How'd he think we would???

He sat down with Pelosi
Said he would take the blame
Wants five point seven billion
Thinks it's all a game
Coulter tweets the order
Limbaugh squeezed his ball
That fat dummy Trump kid's
Back's up against his wall!

He thought he was
Negotiator King
But Nancy handed
His Shutdown Crown to him!

I don't care if it's titanium
Tunnel underneath
My coyotes lead me in
With monster SUV's
It don't matter if it's concrete
Or seventeen feet tall
Just tempt me, I'll try it
Go raise your mean tin wall!
┬ęBob "See Me, Read Me, One's Me" Gomez 2019

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Pacing: 1.3
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Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 184

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 4   1
 5   14

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Arch Vile - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment
Nice Job Bob. 555 all around. I am surprised nobody in the media would bring up the fact, the government shutdown is affecting border security guards paychecks. Makes policy look self-defeating, b/c now nobody is stopping illegal immigration if this keeps up.
2Eagle - January 24, 2019 - Report this comment
Twitler - is that cryptic for Hitler? That's another word that should added to the dictionary - same as nastygram.
Bob Gomez - January 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arch and 2, the hidden joke here is the cover of The Who's first album in which they've just finished pissing on a giant monolith.
Agrimorfee - January 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Add another 100 1's to your mounting pile, Bob. Wonderfully written once again. I wish the 'other side' had as much talent--I will 555 any right 'centric parody that is FUNNY and CLEVER. Bring it on.
Stop Lying, Agrimorfee. - January 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Oh, REALLY? So what's keeping this FUNNY and CLEVER parody from being displayed?
paul robinson - January 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Great job, Bob. Wish I'd written it. Hitting all the main points sharply and cleanly, especially referencing Coulter and Limbaugh's influence in getting Trump to continue shutdown. Un-elected, unvetted and generally unhinged it's a complete travesty and a clear measure of Trump's unfitness that those two clowns were instrumental in denying government employee's pay and gumming up key services for well over a month. Wear all those 1's with pride, man, because your piece exposes and shames every one of those silly vote-clicks.
paul robinson blows goats i have proof - January 26, 2019 - Report this comment
You realize how desperate you leftard losers sound? You're like all those "professional" movie critics trying to pretend the all-female Ghostbusters reboot wasn't a complete and utter failure both artistically and financially; kind of like yourselves.
ButtFeed & PuffHo - January 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Um... We don't know quite how to break this to you brave Social Justice Warriors working for us, but... Well, money's tight, and nobody seems to want to contribute to our righteous leftist causes and... We're gonna have to let some of you go!

Aw, c'mon, quit crying! We've got safe spaces with adult coloring books you can still use while you're packing out your offices, and we'll give you lollipops as parting gifts!
Bob Gomez - January 27, 2019 - Report this comment
To quote Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: "You're Welcome, America!" d;^)
paul robinson - January 28, 2019 - Report this comment
I categorically deny blowing any goats. I did watch, however, and in retrospect that was a baaahhhhd thing.
CML - January 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Reminds of the old joke about a group of Arab jihadis humping a goat. After a while the sound of a helicopter can be heard In the distance. So the last guy in line shouts "yellah, yellah, yellah!!" I slay myself sometimes
CML - January 29, 2019 - Report this comment
BTW, the word "yellah" in Arabic means "Let's go" or "Hurry up" I should probably explain that (Wait, I just did)
Incredulous Spock - January 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Fascinating, Captain. A supposed right wing troll continues to post one-bombs even after it is becoming clear that the liberal authors are using this activity to their advantage. Indeed, this "troll" (Cue Spockian eyebrow raise) is accelerating his one-photon-torpedoing to levels never previously seen at this website. And all this at a time when it has been made clear to him by both right and left wing authors that this behaviour is threatening the continued existence of the website itself. Most illogical for a right winger. On the other hand, a left wi-
General Buck Turgidson (interrupting Spock) - January 30, 2019 - Report this comment
Mr President, I'm beginning to smell a big fat proggie RAT!
Skeptical McCoy - February 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Y'know, Spock, it seems to me that for all their protests to the contrary, these left wingers on their soap boxes are getting pretty obsessed and upset with all the low ratings their hecklers are throwing their way, since they keep whining about them in these comments sections.
Commander Uhura - February 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Captain, the signals I'm picking up seem to be coming from an idiot anal force emanating from the Colostomy Bag Nebula. Shall I attempt to put you through?
Captain Kirk - February 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Hold. Off. For. Just a. Nano. Second. Spock, your. Thoughts?
Benjamin Spock - February 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Proceed with caution, Captain. Infants challenged by those superior to them can react with irrationality and self-loathing as evidenced by continued trolling and fecal matter on their gums.
Captain Shattonher - February 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Full speed ahead, Commander Chekov. Dork factor 5.
Chekhov - February 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Tomsk is very dull town. To judge from drunkards whose acquaintances I have made, and from the intellectual pimples who have come to hotel to pay respect to me, the inhabitants are very dull, too. Dork factor 5.
The Real Spock - February 04, 2019 - Report this comment
@Benjamin Spock ..... I believe the captain was requesting the well considered analysis of his First Officer, as opposed to the meanderings of a discredited pediatrician whose ill considered theories led to the near-dissolution of earth Civilization in the late 20st century, giving rise to the tyranny of Khan Noonien Singh and the concomitant chaos of the Eugenics Wars
Who the Fig R U? - February 06, 2019 - Report this comment
I love this. I've pissed on a few walls myself, when I had to. And a stupid wall would never stop illegal immigration, Melania was smuggled over here by Spanky Don in a JET. Trumpanzees don't seem to think about THAT! He's so obsessed with it all - I truly can't see how anyone would want to even BE around him. Donny Douchebag is an immature DISGRACE! And you made a good solid logical parody.
Commander Data - February 06, 2019 - Report this comment
If walls were ineffective, the sociopathic and genocidal twenty-first criminal political faction known as Democrats would not be so vociferous in protesting them. Therefore, logic dictates that Trump is in fact correct that the wall will significantly reduce illegal immigration, and his detractors are desperately telling lies in an attempt to rationalize preserving the illegal alien invasion of the USA to commit massive vote fraud in support of their tyrannical socialist usurpation of the USA's legitimate government. Logic also dictates that since none of the individuals claiming to be "Spock" here are being at all logical, they must be imposters.
Border Patrol - February 08, 2019 - Report this comment
Another record setting haul at the port of entry, so, thanks, no wall needed. And keep your little hands off my dictates.

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