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Song Parodies -> "Magic School Bus Theme"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Bus"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Magic School Bus Theme"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I guess PBS figured writing their own theme and getting Little Richard to sing it would be cheaper than licensing The Who. Here's what Magic Bus would sound like repurposed as The Magic School Bus Theme.
You're relaxed and you're feeling good (Too much, Magic Bus)
A big octopus in your neighborhood (Too much, Magic Bus)
Arnold's nervous, Liz is a reptile (Too much, Magic Bus)
Miss Frizzle gives the whole class a smile (Too much, Magic Bus)

Thanks, Miss Frizzle, for getting me here (Too much, Magic Bus)
I'm an insect now, hold my bee-er (Carlos! Magic Bus)
Hop on board and don't be shy (Too much, Magic Bus)
You might get baked into a pie (Too much, Magic Bus)

Arnold should stay home today (Too much, Magic Bus)
I want to drive that bus to Guantanamo Bay (Too much, Magic Bus)

Go left on, intestine, go right on, fourth planet... (Did nooot plan it!)
I want home, I want home, I want home...

Nostrils and plankton every day
Raft a river of lava
Nostrils and plankton each day
Frizzle's bus drives me crazy every way
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus...

I said, Carlos makes atrocious puns (Too much, Magic Bus)
Such as, "Kyrgyzstan, we can't be Frunze" (Carlos! Magic Bus)
I pray for weekend every day (Too much, Magic Bus)
I really should stay home today (Too much, Magic Bus)
I want home, I want home, I want home, I want home...

Pass her class or bite the dust (Too much, Magic Bus)
As Miss Frizzle drives us in her Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Matthias - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
All your missing is that one girl... Forget her name but it’s been years since I’ve seen the show saying “We never went into people’s bodies... (or whatever) at my last school”. Wish you could have name dropped the other kids too but good job with Carlos and Arnold and the lizard Liz. Fun stuff makes me miss the show
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Matty, there is a Magic School Bus reboot on Netflix...Kate McKinnon plays the new Ms. Frizzle (her niece or daughter, I think) and Lily Tomlin makes guest appearances. Chris, what a great mashup idea, you doubled-down on our OWN challenge and made it work. 555.
Peter Andersson - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
The names are lost on me but I'll take Matthias and Agrimorfee's word on how/who clever this is.

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