One Griffin kid, her name is Meg
Another's Brian, he sure can beg
And then there's Stew', their pride and joy
The fourth is Chris, and he's my boy

He's my boy, he's my boy
But his ma won't admit it
He's my boy, he's my boy
But if I told her that, I'd get it

My name is Herb, I'm in a tough spot
Nobody understands this love we've got
Yeah, I'd feel lucky if Chris's trousers came down
I wanna shout his name all over town

He's my boy, he's my boy
But his pa won't admit it
He's my boy, he's my boy
But if I told him that, I'd get it

Meg, I don't need her around
Stew's so mean, he brings me down
But Chris is acting oh so coy
I know he wants to be my boy

He's my boy, he's my boy
But the cops won't admit it
He's my boy, he's my boy
But if I told 'em that, I'd get it

Wanna build a house somewhere that's fun
Make that boy my only one
Have some kids, they'll bring us joy
I will be his man, and he's my boy

He's my boy, he's my boy, he's my boy, he's my boy....