Freakin’ out, we’re sputt’ring d-down
(Pilot’s got no explanation)
Much too soon, we’ll reach the ground
(Talkin’ ‘bout much consternation)
Pressure’s screwed - got awful c-c-cold
(Masks have dropped – air deprivation)
Descent is why - it’s so uncontrolled
(Increase in my perspiration)

This is bad aviation
This is bad aviation, baby

Why can’t we just f-fly away
(Wings have lost configuration)
This out-dated rig’s not real s-s-safe
(Engines lost their calibration)
It’s allayin’ to laws of big g-gravitation
(Rivets ping from bad vibration)
It’s a shocking route to d-d-dis-integration
(Who needs bombs a-detonatin?)

This is bad aviation
This is bad aviation, baby

I fear we all g-glide astray
(Balkin’ now at levitation)
It’s nose mighty qu-quick points downward w-w-way
(Freakin’ heart’s in fibrillation)
It’s not flying - will cause a b-big s-s-splatt’ration
(Pilot won’t get commendation)
It’s just conkin’ out – I’ve t-t-trepidation
(Suff’rin’ rapid relocation)

This is bad aviation
This is bad aviation, baby

Try fly! Aviation!
High high high
Bye bye avaition

Pilot tries to turn a r-round
(Live, and I’ll start litigation)
Just before we g-g-go aground
(Based on horrid malformation)
Luggage fallin’ from the h-h-hold
(Premature disembarkation)
I regret I: that ticket was sold
(Talkin' 'bout bad aviation)

Fall from sky - gravitation
This is bad aviation, baby

My, my, my, my, my agitation
(Aggravation)

Wish this was just simulation (flappin’ about)
Forced my mile-high cancellation (so, no copulation)
Fell short of my expectations (my commutation)
Sure to suffer bifurcation (bad miscalculation, maybe?)
Crash at sea? Try innundation (swim or sink: expectation)
Burst in flames? That’s conflagration (burning my identations)
Soon to suffer termination? (prob’ly due to segmentation)
This is bad aviation (this is bad aviation)