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Song Parodies -> "Taylor's Swift Revenge"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Taylor's Swift Revenge"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

The conclusion of the rock opera "Taylor". There is no turning back now! Time to get revenge!!!!!!
[Taylor]
Hi there, Kanye West!
I bet you know who all is here.
My name is Taylor
You know, you heckled me this year

If you want to apologize,
you've got to mean it all.
It's best if you shut up
Put you in a box
And ship you to Bronx, New York!

[Beyonce]
Hey you getting crunk, you're busted.

[Disciple]
What wit da fuss?

[Abigail]
You're a [bleep]ing mother[bleep]er!
Don�t make me cuss!

[Carly]
Hey followers of Mr. Kanye,
You might make me combust!
The way you treated Taylor made me wanna shout
Like Gilmour in "Young Lust"!

[All people on Team Taylor huddle and plan their next move]
(Taylor): I'm not gonna take it!
(Katy): Are we gonna make it?
(Abigail): Yes, we're gonna make it.
(Carly): Come on girls, don't fake it.

[Team Taylor]
We never liked Kanye
Never did and never will
We simply can't take it!
Won't relive it, won't forgive it,
let's forget it better still

[The ambush has begun! The protagonists are smashing things up and wreaking pure havoc!]

[Taylor]
Now you can see me
Here's what I have to say
You reap what you sow
You're all to blame.
Please don't say nothing
It's time to accept defeat
Here comes Lady Gaga to guide you to
Our shoddy guillotine!

[Gaga refused to make a head-chopping-off machine, and she informs Taylor]
I refused to make it!
Didn't want to make it!

[Beyonce]
How we gonna take them?
[Katy]
Guess we gotta fake it.

[as Team Taylor is singing, they destroy Kanye's camp Tommy style and kill all of his disciples with their bare hands and/or whatever they can get their hands on. If you saw the movie Tommy, you'll know what I am talking about. ]

We're not gonna take this
This is what you all will get
For all your derision
And as far as we can tell
We're all gonna beat you
Let's all go in for the kill
We hope that your happy
We'll attack you
Gonna sack you

[Taylor]
Our work's done, it's been fulfilled

[Kanye's Ghetto-Fab Camp is demolished, and he gives up and runs away. All of his disciples die.]

[All on Taylor's Team]
We'll attack you
Gonna sack you
Our work's done, it's been fulfilled

[Taylor]
Kanye Meanie Crappy Feelings
Sniffly Teary Weepy Sobby

[All join]
Kanye Weenie MC Gone-y
Cheery Giggly Happy Lucky

Talking to you
I get so happy
Being with you
Is very sweet
I feel brand new
Almost had meltdown
But now my mission is complete

Me and my crew
We got our vengeance
Adieu
To my sob story
With you
We held dominion
It's true
We end with glory

Me and my crew
We got our vengeance
Let's go to
Starbucks for treats
Queen said it too
We are the champions
And now Kanye's accepted defeat

Me and my crew
We got our vengeance
Yahoo
A happy story
With you
We'll change opinions
Adieu
To Kanye's glory

Talking to you
I get so happy
Being with you
Is very sweet
I feel brand new
Almost had meltdown
But now my mission is complete

[They are celebrating]

(FADE)
Copyright 2010, carly_carlz. Thank you! I hope you enjoyed my rock opera! Be on the lookout for more parodies!

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Agrimorfee - May 03, 2010 - Report this comment
I just read the entire work. You werent kidding around when we corresponded off-site. Congratulations on pulling off this work, who coulda thunk anyone could stretch this idea over the course of the entire album?! You are a truly great parodist. As I said before Carly, consider joining the contests at inthe00s.com (once Chuck has the server repaired...idk how long it's going to be down as of right now)

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