Totally Pointless"

Original Song Title:

"Sensation/Miracle Cure"

Original Performer:

"Ex-Boyfriends/Totally Pointless"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

From the rock opera "Taylor". While on an outing, Taylor sees Joe Jonas, her ex, hang out with her other exes. Apparently, they are on an outing too� AT THE SAME PLACE! She see's Joe's car. Bad things ensue.

I overwhelm as I badmouth you
Make you die a bit inside
Lovers used to have it for me
The ways they dumped me made me cry

You feel me coming
Cuz you'll be mentioned
From the car you'll hear me
Catcall my boyfriends
All my ex-boyfriends

What Joe did might not be much
But he broke up with me by text
My sweet revenge was through a song
I'll do part 2 to your car next

You feel me coming
Cuz you'll be mentioned
From the car you'll hear me
Catcall my boyfriends
All my ex-boyfriends

Screw you Joey, I hope you're happy
I'm coming �
I got spray-paint and toilet paper
I'm coming � I'm coming �
Be warned, ex-boyfriends

I may have committed vandalism
But he's a [bleep] for breaking my heart
I left his sports car in messy shambles
But Mr. Jonas was the one to start

[Taylor sings a whimsical, random, improvised song as she leaves the ruckus behind her and goes back to her place]

Pointless, Pointless, you can't resist it
A quick transition, just like Miracle Cure
Pointless, Pointless, you can't ignore it
POINTLESS!

[Joe arrives in the parking lot and sees his dismantled car. We hear a distant "NOOO!"]

To be continued. Taylor's got a boombox, Jonas sleeps on bench tonight.

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