[Taylor]
There's a girl I found who can restore my joy
There's a popstar I found, not a decoy
(A popstar I found , not a decoy)

Going into town, return the book I borrowed
Then chat up Katy Perry, I'll see her tomorrow.

I'll see her tomorrow!


[Taylor meets up with pop star Katy Perry ("Hot n Cold", "Waking Up in Vegas") for some solace]

[Katy]
You seem to be a little bit obsessive
In reality, it's no big deal at all
So Lady Gaga gave you a suggestion
May I join you in plotting his downfall?

[Taylor, not really spoken, thought. She is zoned out completely.]
Kanye Meanie Crappy Feelings
Sniffly Teary Weepy Sobby

[Katy]
Is there a chance for my participation?
I just want to help my good buddy.
I really wish you'd pay me some attention
You in a self-induced trance, T-Sweezy?

[Taylor, again, very deep in thought here.]
Kanye Meanie Crappy Feelings
Sniffly Teary Weepy Sobby

[Katy]
Come on, Taylor. Now here's a little query.
May I aid you in your little charge?

[Taylor]
I'm sorry about my sudden hallucination!
Yes, please join my army, make it large!

[Both]
Let's get that mean old boy.
Let's get that mean old boy.

[Taylor]
I often wonder what Kanye's doing
Does he regret every word he said?
Is he aware of revenge I'm planning?
He doesn't know he is oh so dead!

[Both]
Talking to you
I get so happy
Chatting with you
Is very sweet
I feel brand new
Almost had meltdown
But now my army is complete

Me and my crew
We'll get our vengeance
Adieu
To my sob story
With you
We'll hold dominion
It's true
Will end with glory

[Katy]
How we will get our revenge?

[Taylor]
Oooooh I wish I knew
I wish I knew