I've been fighting with the teach
Lighting matches under feet
Got an attitude that school is one big con
Greed and profit spurred me on
More fun doing what is wrong
Time spent here will be fun - but won't be long

I tried my hand at schoolyard prostitution
Have no care where I do my ablutions
Show contempt for the geeks all around
Used standover tactics - they
Got hurt till they paid
It was the thing that made my day
Thrown out of school again!

Expulsion had to come
Surprised it took so long
I was liberating girls in the gym hall
Carried flick knives, carried chains
They said I was insane
Could have told them I was rotten to the core

Was only there 'cus of Dad's contribution
Grease some palms I'm sure is his solution
Throw some cash, pull strings all around
Principal could use more pay
Dad could find a way
But he ran out of funds today
Thrown out of school again!
D'oh! D'oh!

I cut peepholes in Girl's shower and spied
Board's decision was then clear-cut and dried
I'll get all those snitches - ruined my alibi
Though I paid Mike Florio to tell a lie
Oh yeah!

Teacher's cars are in the streets
Need a coat of paint I see
The Head's Caddy I defaced, oh my my
I sprayed curses on the left
Are put slogans on the right
Took dog turds and stuffed down in the tailpipe

Don't give a toss for ivy institutions
They expect me to pay restitution
For burning science lab to the ground
Those lab mice just blazed away
Just like French flambé
I'm a py-ro-ma-ni-ac hey?
Thrown out of school again!
Out of school again!
D'oh! D'oh!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Rules are such dross
I'd rather smoke joss