Song Parodies -> "My Depression"

Original Song Title:

"Cousin Kevin"

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Original Performer:

"My Depression"

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The Lyrics

From the rock opera "Taylor". A disgruntled but still thankful Taylor Swift consults Beyonce, a witness, at the VMA party.

[Taylor]
We wanna own Kanye
All alone Kanye
It certainly ain't child's play
When a famous guy ruins your day
It wasn't much fun
Having my music shunned
But I might win some Grammys one day
His outburst knocked him off of his peak
People will blab about it all week
No one doesn't care
There is shock everywhere
Things to me are looking rather bleak

[Beyonce]
How would you feel if I let out my wrath?
He's very rude and a sociopath!
Taylor, my friend, in me you can confide
Cuz I let you finish your speech when you cried.

[Taylor]
I'm a cool singer
I'm class-A sweet
But I'm nasty if you say
My video was beat
I might break your right fingers
And step on your feet

[Beyonce tries to calm a ranting Swift]

[Taylor]
We wanna own Kanye
All alone Kanye
It certainly ain't child's play
When a famous guy ruins your day
It wasn't much fun
Having my music shunned
But I might win some Grammys one day
His outburst knocked him off of his peak
People will blab about it all week
No one doesn't care
There is shock everywhere
Things to me are looking rather bleak

[Beyonce listens to Taylor's ideas]

Maybe I'll get ninjas to attack him
The look on his face would turn rather grim
Take Kanye to Hannibal Lector's lair
I'm sure that old villain would give him a scare

I'm a cool singer
I'm class-A sweet
But I'm nasty if you say
My video was beat
Just cuz I was a winner
I won't accept defeat

To be continued. Pictures of Taylor help guys sleep at ni-i-i-ight.

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