Song Parodies -> "Justin Bieber Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Bus"

Original Performer:

"Justin Bieber Sucks"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Clearly I love The Who. If Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend wrote a little rant about that serious detriment to the music industry, Justin Bieber (and saw things from my point of view, of course), here's what would be. I really hate him so much. He needs to hit puberty and stop acting like Eminem. I can't believe kids actually like him! Enjoy.

Every day I wanna puke
(cuz Justin Bieber sucks)
On the bus I gotta put up with you
(cuz Justin Bieber sucks)
Does not have a cute, inviting smile
(yeah Justin Bieber sucks)
Rest stop's only another mile
(yep Justin Bieber sucks)

Thank you, bloggers, for lending your ear
(yep Justin Bieber sucks)
Don’t understand how his fans can bear
(him Justin Bieber sucks)
The music industry ran outta luck
(yeah Justin Bieber sucks)
Why do kids buy that kid who sucks?
Ewwwww.

I don't care if Bieber's gay
(yep Justin Bieber sucks)
I wanna scream at fans on my Twitter each day
(dang Justin Bieber sucks)

FANS:
I want him
I want him
I want him

ME:
I CAN'T STAND HIM!

Bieber's Beliebers every day
Just to drive me friggen crazy
Bieber's Beliebers every day
Just to drive me friggen crazy

Bieber sucks
Bieber sucks
Bieber sucks
Bieber sucks
Bieber sucks
I want that nub to stop
I want that nub to stop
I want that nub to stop

I said, now I've got my ears all bust
(Yep Justin Bieber sucks)
I said, now I've got my ears all bust
(yep Justin Bieber sucks)
His girly voice needs to crack someday
(yeah Justin Bieber sucks)
My friends and I think that he is gay
(Yeah Justin Bieber sucks)

Bet someday his career will rust
(Yeah, Justin Bieber sucks)
As I make it clear that Justin Bieber sucks
(Yeah Justin Bieber sucks)

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2Eagle - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment

He might be a reincarnation of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

carly_carlz - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment

I'mma tell ya one time he sucks.

bobgetajob - February 21, 2010 - Report this comment

awsome just what he should get btw not a hater no problem with his voice but really he need haircut damn most girls finally realize he ugly

justin bieber - February 24, 2010 - Report this comment

im the gayest idiot in the whole world and i hate all of my fans. and thanks to all of you haters, you are the best

justin is a faggot - March 18, 2010 - Report this comment

with all those gay songs he sings i think he might be a rapist

justin is a fag!! - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment

just sucks!....i bet this song would go number 1 if he sang this ...cause he will be singing about the truth!!!.....im a girl and i think he sucks!!!!!!!!!!! xP

Yo Momma - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment

this is the WORST parody song EVER in the HISTORY You must be 10 if you have nothing better to do than write songs about you hate. Go do something productive, sheesh.

Mjj5002 - April 26, 2010 - Report this comment

clearly Yo Momma you love justin Bieber and if you see us on here writing comments, clearly with nothing better to do, then you must also have no life :)

MegaKbrona - May 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Sure im juzt goin 2 say wat every1 doez.....u guys r juzt hatin Bkuuz he iz hot nd haz a hole shet load of attention....but itz ur opinion nd im just leavin mine!!! :p

Justin Bieber Hater #1 - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment

a lot of girls are droolin over him and they think they are goin to be his future bride which is dumb, because who would wanna marry him?

WHEE - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Wow, people sure don't know how to spell. Really badly. To tell the truth, I stared at MegaKbrona's comment for minutes before I understood what he/she tried to convey. At least now I'm comforted by the fact that most people who do in fact drool over this pre-pubescent talentless monstrously ugly twat are people with no worth in the future any more than a big ol' bucket of Sonic the Hedgehogs with mouths full of embarrassingly large products of #2. See ya!

rachel - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment

uhmmm excuse me but this is the dumbest thing i have ever seen. your OBVIOUSLY just jealous of Justin and i would appericate if you would stop hatin him cause you aint him. but he really doesnt care if you hate him cause hes laughing all the way to the bank with girls chasing after him. unlike you. Justin has an AMAZING voice and hes so cute! so stop being so dochebagish and leave him alone. thanks! love you Justin Bieber :)

Alex - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Rachel, srsly? Lol. It's spelled douche, which you should know, since this Bieber dude you love is very much one. He sings like he knows what he's talking about. I'd honestly listen to Rebecca Black instead, cause at least she provides some entertainment. Gtfo, and grow up. Kthx.

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