Ever since I knew my friend Roy,
Turkeys were his downfall.
From the neck down to anus
He chewed and ate it all
Feathered friends flew no where near him
If he grabbed them they were mauled...

My half crazed and wild friend
Just gobbled turkeys whole!

He drooled like a pitbull,
His mouth moved like a machine.
Gnawing through the sinews,
Licking all bones clean.
Gives no good impressions,
No feathers, swallowed all.
My sharp toothed and crazed friend,

Sure has that turkey mauled!

He eats turkey gizzards,
Tried to pry it from his fist.
Now bag of innerds,
got swallowed with a twist.

'How can we eat our supper? Just don't look!
Where now is our food?

Please don't give him distractions.
Your near hand he'll bite and yell,
"Caught my teeth a flashin'
It's just meat I smell!"
Seconds left are "No Way!",
He won't leave scraps at all...
My belching and full friend.

Left us no food at all.

I thought he was
The Gobble Turkey King.
After a car crash
Three vultures gobbled him.

So much now at our table.
Roy had met his best.
His feathered friends did him in,
And now he's laid to rest.
Feels good to have all my fingers,
His teeth might have mauled...
My chewed up and dead friend,

Swallowed by turkeys all!