Song Parodies -> I Can't Get Laid
| Original Song Title: | "I Can't Explain" |
| Original Performer: | The Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Can't Get Laid" |
| Parody Written by: | McKludge |
I keep getting denied (can’t get laid)
Can’t get off the schneid* (can’t get laid)
All the girls I know (can’t get laid)
Are in the “friend zone”, yeah (can’t get laid)
I’m sad … (can’t get laid)
I’m sporting wood now, yeah, but (can’t get laid)
Busy with my hand and some shampoo
With this long dry spell, maybe I’m due
But it’s the same old scene, again and again
Got no self-esteem, ‘cause
Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue
I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Yeah, even if I’m paying, girl (can’t get laid)
--break--
Busy with my hand I’m a lonely lad
My new best friend, this lingerie ad
Yeah it’s the same old scene, again and again
Maybe I’ll switch teams, ‘cause
Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue
I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Girls, give me one more chance, now (can’t get laid)
--break--
I said I can’t get laid, yeah
I think I’m making me blind
The world is so unkind, babe
I said I can’t get laid
Can’t get off the schneid* (can’t get laid)
All the girls I know (can’t get laid)
Are in the “friend zone”, yeah (can’t get laid)
I’m sad … (can’t get laid)
I’m sporting wood now, yeah, but (can’t get laid)
Busy with my hand and some shampoo
With this long dry spell, maybe I’m due
But it’s the same old scene, again and again
Got no self-esteem, ‘cause
Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue
I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Yeah, even if I’m paying, girl (can’t get laid)
--break--
Busy with my hand I’m a lonely lad
My new best friend, this lingerie ad
Yeah it’s the same old scene, again and again
Maybe I’ll switch teams, ‘cause
Can’t get laid
Got no chick love
Yeah you know that it’s true
My balls are blue
I just can’t get laid (can’t get laid)
Girls, give me one more chance, now (can’t get laid)
--break--
I said I can’t get laid, yeah
I think I’m making me blind
The world is so unkind, babe
I said I can’t get laid
*Off the schneid is a baseball term. It means to break a scoreless or winless or hitless streak.
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especially liked the lingerie ad line...i've been following baseball nearly 40 years and i've never heard of "off the schneid"
You laid this out quite well McKludge. Here's a contribution of 5. Get a few more, hire a hooker and get a room. Go get bent.
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