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Song Parodies -> "Right-Wing Missy"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Right-Wing Missy"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"Right-Wing Missy"

Whoever thinks unlike me
I think this country’s bane
and so I say beginning
with statements semi-sane.
Then , like a rabid squirrel,
I find I’ve lost my grip
and soon I’m typing twaddle
from foaming fingertip.

Folks claim I dodge their queries
when my rants they take to task.
Untrue! I answer ev’rything
(except whatever’s asked).
I think because, Right-thinking,
my thinking must be right.
Alas, as I present it
my thinking’s merely slight.

I’m a right-wing missy,
the Libs I love to dis,
but zinged, get pissy
in self-pity’s abyss.

Why am I always picked on?
I don’t know!
I’m misunderstood.

In parodies I sacrifice
song sense to politics,
concentrate on rants I
always pre-and post-fix,
instead of finding clever ways
to let the words themselves
get across my message
to who for message delves.

I think folks
should love my parodies
despite that well-
made ones are rarities!

How I love to trash Obama,
Hillary still more!
Disparagement I dish out
but don’t say what I’m for,
just as is where I say
my adversaries stall.
I’m deaf, dumb, close-minded …
That’s fine ´cause I know all!

© Stan Hall
Vain of me to post this self-portrait, sure ... but hey, don't I get a few points for making myself recognizable? ;-)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

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alvin - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
too funny....i see you've already upset ONE person
MasonR - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done. And you allowed comments, how nice. 555
Invisible Boy - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I think I know who this is about. Although I'm saddened by the controversy over the weekend, I must give you credit for letting the parody "do the talking", and not volumes of pre/post comments. That, at least to my understanding, is what this place is all about.
Jason - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Im not making any accusations, but I have a STRONG idea over who left that triple-1 vote. No matter Stan, you are becoming very good indeed. 5s all round.
Michael Pacholek - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I think we all know who left the triple-one. Give her a chance, and she'll leave you TWO long comments on why. Some it might even be legible!
McKludge - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Too bad you couldn't get this in before she was banned. Would have been interesting to see her rebuttal parody.
Jason to Michael Pacholek and McKludge. - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know, but I think ChuckyG and Red Ant are heavily enforcing the ban on Linda Terhune (and possibly her new name linkis)
I am aware if Linda was still around, she would have been writing whole encyclopedias about the above parody.

I don't know how IP banning works. so I couldn't say whether Linda's comments are automatically being blocked, or whether Red Ant/ChuckyG are manually removing any comment she attempts to post.
Kristof Robertson - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I had a similarly themed piece in the works, Stan....but you said it far better than I ever could. Great job. 555
Stan - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone. Now ... those ones are their giver's prerogative, regardless the reason and without any requirement to state one.
As for LT--and I said the same in the "Change, Change Change..." comment stream--I'm sorry to see her actually banned, and would have preferred managerial action to constrain the extent, not the content, of her--or anyone's--extra-parody contributions that wander into the realm of redundant ranting. Shrug. (AAMOF, I'd have been interested to see any forthcoming "rebuttal" parody, despite that this one is, as its postscrit clearly proclaims, about myself.) :-)

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