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Song Parodies -> "A Doctor In Town/ Dr. Chesley Minoro"

Original Song Title:

"There's A Doctor I've Found/Go To The Mirror Boy"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"A Doctor In Town/ Dr. Chesley Minoro"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Mommytobe's primary care physician, Dr. T.R. Croy, refers her via her HMO, to an esteemed pediatrician, Dr. Chesley Minoro. They visit the doctor for all of the standard pre-natal tests. Following the tests, he consults with the Parentstobe. Due to the Dr.'s unintelligible accent of unknown ethnic origin, the confused Mommytobe and Daddytobe daydream with their inner thoughts (some optimistic, some not so). Only one clinical prognosis comes through loud and clear. Babytobe just giggles at the whole situation.

There's a doctor in town
Picked by Dr. Croy
This doctor will say if it's a girl or boy!
This doctor will say if it's a girl or boy!
We've got an appointment with the man tomorrow
An unusual name, Chesley Minoro

(Daddytobe:)He's Dr. Chesley Minoro?


Our pukla tests show baby is perceptive
To riskadoodles and to Humas-3
I'd also say it's bramfers are connective
These aren't layman's terms, but stay with me

AB CD Tee-Hee Mommy
AB CD Tee-Hee Daddy

After Mom comes into blistantion
Her mooksha will show signs of P.F.T.
And after a few hours of coubration
You will suddenly have yourselves a new baby!

AB CD Tee-Hee Woo-ee!
AB CD Tee-Hee Goofy!

Please have no fear, I do this 5 times a week
From San Francisco to Baghdad, Iraq
Of course, we will observe the grabloation
When the chobbler makes the jaggerbock!

You'll get a little boy!
You'll get a little boy!

(Daddytobe, zoning out:)
I can't understand what he's saying
Never learned these things in my Sex Ed!
Look at my wifey down there smiling
Is she taking notes in her head?

(Mommytobe, also zoning out:)
Listening to "goo", it sounds like music
Protecting you, I'll give you heat
Nurturing you, we climb all mountains
But first we must learn to cross the street
Gonna see you play with the children
Oh you'll make me so happy
Through you, family's extended
Hear you say "mommy, daddy"

Gotta stop nodding my big head
Oooh, what do I do?
I feel so blue...
cOPYRIGHT 2006, aGRIMORFEE. (To be continued...)

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alvin rhodes - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
love the way out terminology
Stuart McArthur - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
You can say "These aren't layman's terms, but stay with me" again Agri - I did, and I'm still on the outer - loved that line though! - 555
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
BTW---the real life inspiration for this opera has been determined to be a BOY.

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