-> "Let's Have a Baby Shower!"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome"
Parody Song Title:
"Let's Have a Baby Shower!"
The Lyrics
(Sisterinlaw:)
"Please join us for baby's shower--
R.S.V.P.--we'll party all night!"
(Daddytobe:) I will be sleeping
(Sisterinlaw:) Aunt Ruth?
(Mommytobe:) She's in, and Pam Draker
(Sisterinlaw:) Is Cousin Trudy welcome?
(Mommytobe:) Not her, that faker!
(Sisterinlaw & Mommytobe:)
Come to our house!
Please bring your spouse!
Come to our house
Bring gifts to us
Cribs, toys and blouse
Bring gifts for us
(Sisterinlaw:) You could help
To arrange catering
(Daddytobe:) How many people?
(Mommytobe:) 40 the minimum!
(Daddytobe:) NOT IN THIS HOUSE!
(Sisterinlaw:) Please do not grouse!
We'll have a pinata, we'll all try to break it
The top prize is a coupon
For Victoria's Secret!
Fill gin in baby bottles,
Of course, you'll have other libations
Everybody has cake and droll conversations
(Sisterinlaw & Mommytobe:)
Come to this house.
Come and be sociable, people!
(Daddytobe:)Hope I'm not home
Hope that my boss needs me working!
(Daddytobe in his reverie, starts imagining how this baby shower will turn out...DOORBELL SFX)
(Imaginary Butler:) Excuse me sir, there's someone at the door!
(Imaginary Guests & Hosts:)
Their house looks so poor!
That guy's such a boor!
Please run to the store!
Feed this Army Corps!
There's marks on the floor!
(Daddytobe:) No more I implore!
No more!
(He snaps back to reality)
Let's rent a room
(Mommytobe:) Pick out a restaurant
(Daddytobe:) Chung's Thai Food Palace?
(Mommytobe:) No, they're closed up now
(Daddytobe shrugs, at a loss of what to suggest next)
(Mommytobe & Sisterinlaw again:)
Come to our house
Bring gifts for us
(Daddytobe:) But if you can't browse
Give cash to us!
Shower this house
Come meet my spouse!
(Sisterinlaw:)
that's done!
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