'Member how we used to wake up cheerful and with glee?
Nothing could spoil it
Now we see her every morning
Running like the dickens to the toilet!
Interrupted dreams, her face is greener
Than our neighbor's plastic Christmas tree!
Husband looks forlorn
Because antacid won't stop the girl's dire adversity

'Cause Mommy's wakin' up with morning sickness
And Daddy doesn't understand just how bad it is
How can he be blamed?
For him it's not the same

Describing it dear friends, it's like hangovers
But missing the social mias-ma,
Getting the damn flu bug but without the bonus
Of the diar-rhe-a
You must know, my love, it's an influx of hormones which have been
so heightened
Someone find a cure
So our young hubby will not be so damned frightened!

'Cause Mommy's wakin' up with morning sickness
And Daddy doesn't understand just how bad it is
How can he be blamed?
For him it's not the same

(Mommytobe:)No, no, please don't help me!
No, no, don't come near me!
No, no, don't you kiss me!
Nothing can relieve me!
Come here, come here, come here, hug me!
How can she be blamed?

(Babytobe:)
AB CD-E FG Tee Hee
Silly Wacky Queasy Mommy

(Mommytobe:)No, no, please don't help me!
No, no, don't come near me!
No, no, don't you kiss me!
Nothing can relieve me!
Come here, come here, come here, hug me!
How can she be blamed?

'Member how we used to wake up cheerful and with glee?
Nothing could spoil it
Now we see her every morning
Running like the dickens to the toilet!
Interrupted dreams, her face is greener
Than our neighbor's plastic Christmas tree!
Husband looks forlorn
Not even 7-UP relieves that poor girl's dire adversity

'Cause Mommy's wakin' up with morning sickness
And Daddy doesn't understand just how bad it is
How can he be blamed?
For him it's not the same