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Song Parodies -> "Magic Beans"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Bus"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Magic Beans"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Magic Beans

Every day I eat in the nude (too much, magic beans)
To eat all the beans that takes me to you (too much, magic beans)
Im so nervous, I just sit and fart (too much, magic beans)
You'd best bet'd be light another match (too much, magic beans)

Thank you, grocer, for stocking those beans (too much, magic beans)
You'll be the beanmaster, have no fear (too much, magic beans)
I dont want to crap my pants (too much, magic beans)
But can I buy your magic beans? (too much, magic beans)


I dont care how much I pay (too much, magic beans)
I wanna eat my beans in the lobby each day (too much, magic beans)

I want them, I want them, I want them, I want them ... (you can't have them!)
Thruppence and sixpence every day
Just to eat my beans, yay
Thruppence and sixpence each day
cause I love my beans every way

Magic beans, magic beans, magic beans ...

I said, now Ive got my magic beans (too much, magic beans)
I said, now Ive got my magic beans (too much, magic beans)
I munch my baked beans every day (too much, magic beans)
Each time I cook them different ways (too much, magic beans)

I want them, I want them, I want them, I want them ...

Every day you'll smell the farts (too much, magic beans)
As I lay bent over eating magic beans (too much, magic beans)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Good pacing, though you missed a few rhymes and those "(too much, magic beans)" lines got repetitive by the end of the first verse. Try changing them up next time, even if a little. 544.
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
No rhyme scheme and repetitive. I like fart jokes, but I don't think these were funny.
No 56279 - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
There were rhyming problems, but it was funny.
Harry - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
aww I'm sorry. so you don't fart? muhahhahahaha.

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