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Song Parodies -> "Netball Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Netball Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

Usual stuff... girl likes sports, girl tries sports, girl is completely hopeless at sports, girl tries netball, girl is really really good at netball, girl lives happily ever after in a 3 bedroom apartment in london with a man called Nigel and has two children called Betty and Simon...
Ever since she was a young girl
She's tried to play them all
From soccer trough to baseball
She couldn't kick a ball
The coaches didn't like her
Her team-mates used to call
That daft, dumb and blonde kid
Should go play basketball

She stood near the basket
Becomes parted from the team
Failing all the baskets
Almost never seen
She used her intuition
And tried to grab the ball
That daft, dumb and blonde kid
Just smacked into the wall

She's an in-hall hazard
She's got two broken wrists
A break-all hazard
She sure will not be missed

How do you think she duffs it?
(We don't know)
What made her so bad?

Her coach gave his reaction
She heard his hisses and yells
Said she'd take some action
Left that sport as well
Didn't need a replay
Of how she failed them all
Poor daft, dumb and blonde kid
Thought she would try netball

She thought she was
Just bad at everything
But when she started
The team went on to win

She played for queen and country
Was playing at her best
Her team-mates feed balls to her
And watch her do the rest
She's got speedy, fluent movements
It's rarely that she falls
Now that daft, dumb blonde kid
Is queen of all netball
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 22

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 5   18

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So it's not gonna to happen like that - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What exactly IS a netball?
Dumb Ass Kid - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
It's kind of a variation of basktball... popular with girls
SAJA - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
love the way it stuck to the lyrics and to the point
Dumb Ass Kid - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, SAJA
Dominic L. - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody... 5's
Arwen - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I had to join the "what is netball" team on this one...but it's a fun read...=)
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A great piece of work, DAK--told a story, told me something new, funny, heatwarming and original.
John Jenkins - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, DAK. I like the way the "sure plays a mean pinball" lines are varied.
Adagio - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good one.
EmiLoca - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - I can't believe I KTOS, but lucky for me, I can give you the 5's you deserve.
Red Ant - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Rating this by my version of the OS on "Then And Now", pacing seemed a bit off with an extra syllable on many lines, but paced excellent to the MIDI and reading the parody. Funny.
Larry Hensley - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Interesting one. Didn't really know what netball was until I read the comments.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice matches to the original lyrics. Reminds me the early 90's Aussie comedy show Full Frontal (starring the characters who would go on to make Kath & Kim) and Magda Szubanski's song 'netball amkes ya wanna tell naughty jokes.' Particularly liked the 'hazard' lines.
Peter Andersson - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - If I say that I like this, does that make me a male cheerleader then?
Claude Prez - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to agree with Luke; very clever matches here. Especially liked "daft, dumb and blonde".
Phil Alexander - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
What Claude said...
Johnny D - September 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DAK shoots, DAK scores! - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Debbie Harry has an album called "Deaf, Dumb and Blonde." Your "daft, dumb and blonde" is even better. I also like "Just smacked into the wall." Your story makes me want to find some hardcore blonde netball action on late-night cable. (That's a compliment.)
Adam Eccleshall - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I thought the humour was a little up and down on this one, but the funny parts were very funny- I'm not entirely sure what this says about me, but I loved "Just smacked into the wall" :-)
Rex - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Harry Chapin-esque. I could see the video as I read this.
Tim Mayfield - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) on the internet it is defined as 'like basketball but not as rough'. Excuse me? Basketball is rough? Since when? oh well, 5's.
Rick C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job on a good song...555
Dee Range - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM. The best of yours I have read, DAK. Good job
Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Tried playing netball in a mixed team once...boy, I sucked! Great job, DAK. 555
Dumb Ass Kid - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you to everyone who has voted / commented (too many to name!) :D

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