There's something rank about you;
we can't stand to be around you....
You need a bath, now, Eleanor, really!

Your odor nauseates me.
I'll hold my nose, just wait-n-see...
(It's) why no one likes you, Eleanor, really.....

(Chorus:)
Eleanor, gee I think you smell
it would really do you well
to take a bath or shower, et cetera....
Eleanor, it could do no harm
for you to wash under your arms....
you smell like an Irish Setter.


Maybe because you're husky...
that's why you smell so musky.
I wouldn't lie now, Eleanor, trust me....

Make sure you wash "way down low"
and use a real good strong soap
I'm trying to help you, Eleanor honey......

(Chorus:)
Eleanor, gee I think you smell
it would really do you well
to take a bath or shower, et cetera....
Eleanor, if you'd take some time
to just clean up your behind
maybe we would like you better.........

Eleanor, gee I think you smell....ah---haaaaa
Eleanor, gee I think you smell....ah---haaaaa