Song Parodies -> "Shower Together"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Together"

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Original Performer:

"Shower Together"

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The Lyrics

alvin and Guy got me thinking about the movie "Psyco"...I'm not quite sure how I ended up here...

Shower Together

When I moved in with you…I knew
There’s something that you like to do…most every day
When bath time comes it’s me and you…step in that spray
And shower together

I know you hate to be…left all alone
But, really I need privacy… when on the throne
These dingleberries I’d prefer…not to be shown
In shower together

I’m a big boy… I don’t need someone like you
To wash my nuts
It’s so crowded…and kinda gross when we scrub
Each other’s butts

You and I…should both agree
That “watersports” may have their place…but hear my plea
Just show some common courtesy …and do not pee
In shower together

I don’t mind if you are requesting that I
Should wash your hair
What’s the matter, baby ?…I thought that you meant
To wash “down there”…

Once a month…you get irate
I know it’s just biology…but let me state
I looks just like a movie scene…with Norman Bates
This shower together

Rub…a…dub…dub…dub…dub…dub…dub…dub etc.

You know that I don’t mean…to cause you pain
This “buddy system” has to go…let me explain
It’s sending this relationship…right down the drain
Our showers together

These showers together
When regions of nether
Are showered together
Hate showers together
In all kinds of weather
Showers together
No showers together…

IB

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John Barry - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

I've showered you with 5s.

McKludge - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

What the old submariner slogan, "Save water, shower with a friend!"

alvin - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

wonderful concept....you really took the romance and intimacy out of the showering together notion...and yeah, i dug the nod to norm

Matthias - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

The "down the drain" pun was straight out of the Jeff Reuben book, but everything about this parody spells out Invisible Boy. Good to see you back, buddy, you really need to join back into The Artistry competition.... We miss you there, and if you never would have joined us you never would have learned about Reel Big Fish (Whether that's a good thing or not I'll let you decide) but seriously join us... Join us.....

UnKnownVotress - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir IB, I believe it's time to put on your Fedora , and walk out the door . . .

PMS - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

555

Glen S - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

Funny stuff, IB. How big is the shower?

Guy - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment

H2O-M-G - For something as clean as a shower this one sure has the dirty piled on it - but in a good way. Loved what you did with this golden oldie. If this were in German it would be called "Bad Aibling" - Ref:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Aibling

I second Alvin's appreciation of the nod to Norm.

Stan Hall - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment

Tho' it's already awash in well-earned 5s, let sprinkle on a few more on this one. A great job, as always, IB (even if you have forever sullied the allure of playing "Drop the soap.") :-)

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