Song Parodies -> "Happy With Heifers"

Original Song Title:

"So Happy Together"

Original Performer:

"Happy With Heifers"

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The Lyrics

Thanks for the idea Red Ant

The homonym of you
And ewe.
Obsesses me all day and night
And songs I write
Of quadra-ped-o-phili-acs and Sodomites
Like "Happy With Heifers".

The songs I conjure up
Are not confined
To poking fun at
Those who lust after ovines.
Here now this product of my dark and twisted mind
Called " Happy With Heifers".

'Bout a guy who got pretty chummy with ewes
Early in life
Now there's nothing in the barn yard he ain't screwed
Who needs a wife?

Ewes and he. And he and ewes
Don't have to think about it twice
They're what he'd choose.
But every now and then he wants
Something that moos
Gets happy with heifers.

'He's a guy who got pretty chummy with ewes
Early in life
Now there's nothing in the barn yard he ain't screwed
Who needs a wife?

He and his menagerie
Giving me a new take on live-
Stock husbandry.
Sometimes the sheeps not in the moo-d
And that's when he
Gets happy with heifers.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba etc

He's a guy who got pretty chummy with ewes
Early in life
Now there's nothing in the barn yard he ain't screwed
Who needs a wife?

Ewes and he. And he and ewes
Don't have to think about it twice
They're what he'd choose.
But every now and then he wants
Something that moos
Gets happy with heifers.
Happy with heifers.
So happy with heifers
Good thing he's a shepherd.

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Arwen - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Hilarious and disturbing all at the same time, PMS...=) "Who needs a wife?" LOL!

AFW - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

I dig Barnyard Ballads, and this has many funny lines..Piled high with humor

alvin rhodes - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

barnyard parodies always make me smile

Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Exquisitely written, PMS....I, too, love to read about all things agricultural. 555
p.s. Shameless plug.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/elvispresley41.shtml

Rick C - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Everything the others said. Nice one. 555

Meriadoc - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

"But every now and then he wants Something that moos" - great line!

TJC - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

This is inspired! Livestock husbandry! Ha! Perfect title, highly singable (in my best Foghorn Legghorn voice)

Red Ant - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

I am so glad ewe (I mean you) did this idea with this OS; listening to it while reading was hilarious! You're welcome for the idea, and you did it marvellously. 555. I hate to shamelessly plug, but you (but not ewe) might enjoy this one:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/seal11.shtml

Stuart McArthur - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

excellent, PMS - two Happy Togethers in the one day, and both of them exemplary - might try it myself - 555

PMS - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Arwen, AFW, alvin. Kristof (LOVED your song), Rick C. Meriadoc, TJC and esp Red Ant (I checked out your song and DKTOS, but was a delightful read) Stuart I am looking forward to your treatment of the OS.

Ravyn Rant - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment

I laughed so hard I tipped over.

PMS - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks Ravyn.

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