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Song Parodies -> "Wilding/Wight King"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Thing"

Original Performer:

The Troggs

Parody Song Title:

"Wilding/Wight King"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Wasn't a big fan of Alice Cooper, and I need to really like a song to get the parody muse going. So here's a GOT (which has lots of cosplay elements to it) themed parody to a song that's been an earworm inside my brain for 50 years. The Wilding is, of course, John Snowe's girlfriend, Ygritte. There are only two stanzas to this song, but I added a third ... for Ygritte
Wilding! Said I knew nothing
You bought everything; fooled ya. Wilding

Wilding, I think you hate me
But I wanna know for sure!!
C'mon and pierce my thigh
You hate me

Wilding! You draw your bowstring
You've been harrying me, truly. Wilding

Wilding, I think you'll wound me
You'll take out your Crow for sure
C'mon now, and bleed me white
You'll wound me

Wilding! You fought for Mance King
You made marrying futile. Wilding!

Wilding, I think I loved you
But I wanna know for sure
C'mon, and die in my arms
I loved you

Wilding! We'll have no offspring
I didn't know anything, Cutie
Oh Wilding, C'mon, c'mon Wilding
Shake it, shake it Wilding

(Well that was a bit of fun, what. Let's do one more in honor of the new GOT superstar, who's been smacking John Snow around like a red headed stepchild -- The Head of the Undead; The King of the Wights -- The Wight King)

Wight King! You make undead scream
You make scary things brutal. Wight King

Wight King, I think you punked me
So I gotta run for the shore
C'mon and raise up more wights
You punked me

Wight King! You did the lance fling
You make Dany's thing futile. Wight King

Wight King, I think you'll doom me
Cause you're gonna own The War
C'mon and pierce the Wall
You'll doom me

Wight King! You prey on foundlings
You make everything brutal. Wight King
C'mon, c'mon Wight King
Break it, break it, Wight King

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice blending of two iconic GOT characters in the one parody CML - one I adored and one who scares the bejeezus out of me - but then I know nothing John Snow - although I do know that Ygritte is just as cute in The Good Fight - 555
CML - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
A whole slew of women on my paternal grandmothers side (to include Grandma) were Red Irish, Stu so I definitely cotton to redheads -- and Rose Leslie is as cute as they come ..... And dont be hating on the Night King; maybe he's coming south to restore peace and harmony to Westeros
paul robinson - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Tho' not familiar with most of the references I got the point, 5's, Agree with you about working with songs I like, and since I'm not a fan of A.Cooper I'm ambivalent about looking into many of today's postings - maybe later tonight.
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I didn't know that was the "Wight" way to spell that character's name...
Peregrin - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Being a fan, I GOT all the references. And ooh! Ygritte! Mmmm. She was a real bundle of energy, wasn't she? :) Lennie, weren't they Wildlings, with the extra L? My hearing is shot though, so now you have me wondering!
Peter Andersson - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Missed this yesterday.
CML - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
I think you're right, Pip. Wildling makes more sense than Wilding
CML - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
There is a way to settle things once and for all, Pippin. They got something called Google on the internet of things where you can look stuff up, so-o-o ....... (Clickety-clackety-clackety-click) .... A-a-and it's "Wildling"
Kyle - August 24, 2019 - Report this comment
Has anyone ever performed or recorded this? I would pay for that audio file!!
Callmelennie - August 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Not that I know of. Maybe I can get Sam Kinnison to perform it. He did a parody of "Wild Thing", right? So, what's he been up to, lately?
Agrimorfee - August 26, 2019 - Report this comment
CML, he's been dead since 1992.
CML - August 26, 2019 - Report this comment
I know, Ag. I met him once, two years before he went viral in 1985. I saw him on the undercard to some non-entity named Joe Restivo. Imagine seeing this guy in a small nite club with a audience of a couple dozen when he starts in on his Kinison ranting. I was right up under him too. Thing is, before everyone KNEW he was funny, Sam could be pretty off-putting, especially to women. I was thinking to myself, "Jesus, this guy is unique." ........ Halfway thru his routine, Sam had to crush a female heckler, so now he's pissed off all the women in the room and he's bombing big time!! But he was highly skilled so he recovered; I think it helped his morale to see me and my buds laughing our asses off. At one point, we were the only people "getting" him ...... So a few days later, when I approached him (same club) he was happy to talk to me

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