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Song Parodies -> "Fat Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Troggs

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Cat"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

This one is about real live overweight cat, rather than a filthy rich human "fat cat".
Fat cat
You made my hat flat
'Cause that's where you sat, right on it
Fat cat

Fat cat, I think you're heavy
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, let me pick you up (grunt)
You're heavy

Fat cat
You're really that fat
You eat mice and rats, for dinner
Fat cat

Fat cat, I think you're pregnant
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, let's see the vet (meowrrrr)
You're pregnant

(instrumental)

Fat cat
You made my hat flat
'Cause that's where you sat, right on it
Fat cat

You're such a fat cat
Yeah, you're a fat cat

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Johnny D - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL !! This one is cute and brilliant - great job, Steve, great job ! 5's
Jess Cully - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
ROTFL at 'fat cat, you made my hat flat' - pure genius!
Guy - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Good silly fun!
Dr. Seuss's Malpractice Lawyer (Old Comedywriter) - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew that cat The cat on the hat He made it flat That's where he sat. He ate green eggs and ham He didn't give a damn He never wanted to be slim So now that hat wears him.
mac - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great!
ParodyKeet - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Purr-fect!

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